JayLeigh @TheJessiLeigh
Sarcasm is my love language. If you are here, it’s because I’m clearly adorable & hilarious or I’ve pissed you off. Either way, best wishes, warmest regards. 🖤 England, United Kingdom Joined June 2009-
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Tom?
My guy is in a knee brace today. Yoinks.
My guy is in a knee brace today. Yoinks.
Tom Selleck was that guy, is that guy and will always be that guy.
Tom Selleck was that guy, is that guy and will always be that guy.
Ford F-150
Elmo will never make this mistake again.
This was unexpected and I have feelings I don’t understand.
This was unexpected and I have feelings I don’t understand.
I did not know these things and now I’m obsessed. Don’t even mention those bits of rasp bc I know and I can’t.
I did not know these things and now I’m obsessed. Don’t even mention those bits of rasp bc I know and I can’t.
Me calling my mom every time this happens even though I’m grown, married, have kids of my own and live 4078 miles away.
Why does it look like he’s floating? This is not normal burpee behavior. Hats off, sir. 🐐
Why does it look like he’s floating? This is not normal burpee behavior. Hats off, sir. 🐐
That baby has been in a hot tub, no job, no bills, no worries whatsoever for 9 whole months. Oh & babies are notorious for being BABY SOFT. But she’s beautiful & I’m so happy for you. For anyone else, please only take what is recommended by your provider during pregnancy.
I hope you get a hemorrhoid.
Pack the spendanight bag and some snacky snacks. 🪦
Pack the spendanight bag and some snacky snacks. 🪦
You have to open it in another room under a blanket. If their hungry broke ass ears still hear it and come running…fall down, break your leg and tell them with a mouth full of goldfish, that’s what they heard.
You have to open it in another room under a blanket. If their hungry broke ass ears still hear it and come running…fall down, break your leg and tell them with a mouth full of goldfish, that’s what they heard.
I remember sweating making sure that shit got rewound and turned back in on time😮💨. The Olympics had nothing on BlockBuster.
I remember sweating making sure that shit got rewound and turned back in on time😮💨. The Olympics had nothing on BlockBuster.
Cause baby they ain’t stopping
Cause baby they ain’t stopping https://t.co/bygS850J0x
Why are kangaroos always ready for something? Just hopping around looking for a fight. Like, put your abs away, have a Fosters and calm tf down.
She humiliated me by telling the entire arena that I wasn’t no Diva. It’s ruined me.
She humiliated me by telling the entire arena that I wasn’t no Diva. It’s ruined me.
Areola Grande. AREOLA. GRANDE.
Areola Grande. AREOLA. GRANDE. https://t.co/koSR5Ut25B
It kept getting funnier 😭
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@SomaKazima He was just saying hi lol. I get it tho. My little cousin is deathly afraid of all dogs. Some people have bad bad experiences.
She was not with the shits 😭😭😭😭😭😭 he was so confused
The lady at the end sent me 😭
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@bentleyliz2 Negotiate a $250k fee for the username and an additional $250 for every post within the first year of ownership.
a very small influencer married into a billionaire family and i am absolutely dying over her demanding this insta handle
you can tell who danced for michael and who danced for janet
I can do that myself!
@gunsnrosesgirl3 When you are forced to be in family photo. 😂😂
This never left my head.
Everybody 🎶ATE🎶 Chris
This never left my head.
ask not what your country can do for you, but what Fantasia's chaps have done for YOUR SPIRIT 🥹
Fantasia shut New Orleans down the other day
She really teaching her puppy how to ride the scooter and he just holding on 😭😭😭😭
Listen mic him up all season
Ok, I need the jersey. I’ve seen enough 😂😂
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Keon Coleman finished his press conference and immediately asked if he could have some snacks 😂 #BillsMafia @WKBW