Joakim Flahult @TheJoeyTrees

Reformed hash dealer turned writer. Seen the good, been the bad, beat the ugly. Here to discuss a world that rarely makes sense. Read me ⬇️ open.substack.com/pub/joetreetop… Joined March 2020

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Joakim Flahult @TheJoeyTrees

2 months ago

Great mindset. What’s next? We should all just end it now because we’ll all be dead one day. 🤦🏼‍♂️

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Joakim Flahult @TheJoeyTrees

2 months ago

So, some rich dude none of us know got caught cheating. What else is new? 🥱

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Joakim Flahult @TheJoeyTrees

2 months ago

NEWS FLASH: These aren’t the only options. Get a grip.

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Joakim Flahult @TheJoeyTrees

3 months ago

What kind of lowlifes launches ransomwares against public libraries? apple.news/Ao_3_jz4eTEaZ8…

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Joakim Flahult @TheJoeyTrees

4 months ago

He’s practicing his culture/religion, and she's hers. Yet she apologizes. That’s what I take issue with — the apology. You did nothing wrong, woman.

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Joakim Flahult @TheJoeyTrees

4 months ago

Welcome to hellscape. I don’t know what’s worse: those who use the filter, those who get off on watching the filter, or its creators.

Joey Swoll @TheJoeySwoll

4 months ago

Welcome to hellscape. I don’t know what’s worse: those who use the filter, those who get off on watching the filter, or its creators.

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Joakim Flahult @TheJoeyTrees

4 months ago

This is a good thing. Spread it.

𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐀𝐫𝐭 𝐨𝐟 𝐏𝐮𝐫𝐩𝐨𝐬𝐞 🇺🇸 @creation247

4 months ago

This is a good thing. Spread it.

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4 months ago

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Joakim Flahult @TheJoeyTrees

4 months ago

This is disheartening. The Rushdie tragedy — twice, mind you — is a blight on human solidarity and freedom of speech. It has stained the West with cowardice. substack.com/@breakfreewith…

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Joakim Flahult @TheJoeyTrees

4 months ago

Here’s a grand example of a complete non-threat. All I see is a boy with “ants in his pants.”

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Path of Men @PathOfMen_

4 months ago

Alcohol kills the gut. Weed kills the mind. Porn kills the man.

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Joakim Flahult @TheJoeyTrees

4 months ago

In 1992, @michaeljackson gave us “Heal the World.” In 2025, @kanyewest releases “Heil H*tler.” That’s an odd evolution, to say the least.

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Jonathan Haidt @JonHaidt

5 months ago

This is practically the definition of chutzpah: Introduce a product that will probably harm children with the sales pitch that it reduces the harm to children that your last product caused.

Roman Helmet Guy @romanhelmetguy

5 months ago

This is practically the definition of chutzpah: Introduce a product that will probably harm children with the sales pitch that it reduces the harm to children that your last product caused.

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Joakim Flahult @TheJoeyTrees

5 months ago

People decry all sorts of oppression across the globe, but the most used, abused, and oppressed thing in existence is the adverb “literally.” 🤓

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Joakim Flahult @TheJoeyTrees

5 months ago

I present to you: No-more Simpson. @TheSimpsons

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Joakim Flahult @TheJoeyTrees

5 months ago

These false dichotomies really make you think… … about muting whoever posts them. 🙄

𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐀𝐫𝐭 𝐨𝐟 𝐏𝐮𝐫𝐩𝐨𝐬𝐞 🇺🇸 @creation247

5 months ago

These false dichotomies really make you think… … about muting whoever posts them. 🙄

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Stop regurgitating clips of Beiber not acting perfectly “normal” or deceivingly comparing him as a kid to now with rage-baiting captions like “What happened to Beiber?” The dude got uber-famous as a child—he’s not normal. Good. Next!

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Joakim Flahult @TheJoeyTrees

6 months ago

Sometimes, I feel like Ballard’s jail buddy, John: “I’m from Pine Bluff Arkansas and I’m a fugitive from the ways of this world.” — Child of God, Cormac McCarthy.