TheKernel @TheKernel1
Infosec Pentester London Joined May 2012-
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. @OVOEnergy Would avoid OVO, messed up passing my readings to old supplier so they are estimating, an still charging me after I left them for a new supplier, long hold times and then get cut off by Cust service before resolving
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. @Dyson Top customer service, fixing up my broken vacuum cleaner late in to the 5 year warranty. The engineer showed up on time, worked efficiently and professionally on the repair.
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"I used to dislike the Lords because it's undemocratic, but now I like it because it's trying to block a democratic decision I don't like"
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Wishing you’d panic-bought more than just milk and bread, as you settle in for another meal of milk and bread
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"So sorry" - Actually sorry "Sorry about that" - Not really sorry "Sorry you feel that way" - Not sorry at all "Sorry, but...” - Apologise to me
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Written for anyone buying a new car (@Telegraph / amzn.to/2nyiIkZ)
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Persuading everyone to play a board game and accidentally destroying your family
Any reason @EricLiddell was not open this morning at 6:30am? I checked the web site and holiday timetable but lights were off when I got there.
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The joy of logic. These 2 books, in theory, contain the sum total of all human knowledge
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Becoming so annoyed that you pen another angry email to live in your drafts folder forever
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#Ransomware Of Things
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Where to look while someone’s talking to you: Left eye Right eye Switch back to left Floor Right eye Wall NO NOT MOUTH WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!
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Today is #WorldArchitectureDay. The Cathedrals of England have got this well covered! #DropsMic
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This makes sense, right? Why is software created using taxpayers’ money not released as Free Software? publiccode.eu
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"You'll have to excuse the mess" - Translation: I've spent seven hours tidying in preparation for your visit
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