The Machine @TheMachine_SF
I am Brian Wilson's neighbor and protector. Whatever he says, I do. I pretty much do all his dirty work. Don't talk much, so don't expect many replies back. brianwilson38.com Brian Wilson's Kitchen Joined October 2010-
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@hankschulman There is only one. MACHIIIIIIIINE!!!! @SergioRomo54
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@TheMachine_SF - baseball is back and the Machine is back on the Twitter! What a great day! ❤
Giant Demon Monkeys? Sounds like a party! "@hunterpence: I got 67620 points while escaping from a Giant Demon Monkey. Beat that!
@hankschulman Does liking the video while on mute count?
Dinner at Pat's house tonight guys. I suggest you stick around for the entertainment. @SFGiants
@hankschulman You forgot to mention me. I'm doing the night shift.
Shhhh, I'm incognito. RT @WatchKatRun4018 No @TheMachine_SF? RT @BrianWilson38 I'm rollin with Squatch all night, tweet me a ?. #AskSquatch
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What are guys doing? Vote for Melky!! Will #RallyMelkJugs help? #ASG via.me/-2ezuw5a
Don't forget to write in Pat! RT@SFGiants @BusterPosey is in 1st place & @MelkyCabrera is in 3rd-Keep Voting! MLB.COM/Vote #VoteSFG
Dick is starting to turn purple. I need a job!
How do you like my heels Brian? "@BrianWilson38: Thank you fans and Machine for your "get well soon" cards. "
@knbrmurph There is only ONE Machine! I'm bringing out the nipple clamps for you.
I think you need 20 lashings for even suggesting that! @byronjr23: Pat the Bat....Is he also hanging up the leather mask and dog collar?
@Love4PatTheBat @sat_cit_ananda_ I can charm the panties off a nun.
Bet he isn't having a better series OFF the field! MACHIIIINE @JohnSheaHey:Having better Series than that other Machine did. @David_C_Steele
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@ChelsCheeks Don't forget, he also HAS the biggest tool!
@Alielo Your services were also missed.
@sactotrixie I was a bad machine. I was literally tied up the whole time.
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