Monster Truth @TheMonsterTruth
For all those monster truths. All stories linked here: https://t.co/63XwlsVRPB themonstertruth.com Joined March 2018-
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Meet Madge, the voice in my head judging everything I do - and everything I have ever done. Full story: themonstertruth.com/madge/ #themonstertruth #Madge #comics #illustrator #Sundaycomics
Aged 9, I ate a rum cheesecake. Chaos ensued. Full story: themonstertruth.com/the-rum-cake/.
@ClmenceLegrand6 Thanks Clémence!!
Everyone hates the teacher's pet. Or I did. ...Just me? Full story: themonstertruth.com/teachers-pet/
This is a voice that takes 8 mins to reorient our focus and makes clear the objective in the midst of chaos. Listen to it. Heed the words...
The slow and painful realisation that it was in fact me who left those dishes in the sink!! Full story: themonstertruth.com/the-art-of-per… #themonstertruth #perfect
Working from home... ...was not what I’d expected. Full story here: themonstertruth.com/working-from-h… #wfh #themonstertruth
Because everything I say is important. Everything you say is not. themonstertruth.com/snivelling-imp… #themonstertruth #monstertruths #monsterstories #Wednesday
Upon realising my devastating incompetence... themonstertruth.com/oppressive-lis… #Saturdaystories #themonstertruth #monstertruths
Gradually, and then suddenly: being off track. Full story: themonstertruth.com/off-track/ #monstertruths #themonstertruth #Saturdaystory
A monster truth: The fact that I never learn comes in part from a belief that I can’t learn. I won’t be able to understand, and I’m too good for everything to try. Full story: themonstertruth.com/never-going-to… #themonstertruth #monstertruths #saturdaystories
tfw it's nap time all day long. #grumpycatz
There’s nothing so nice as a bit of a sulk every now and again: on self-pity: themonstertruth.com/self-pity/ #monstertruths #themonstertruth #selfpity
That's OUTRAGEOUS. themonstertruth.com/indignant/ #themonstertruth #monstertruths
Not this, not this, not this. themonstertruth.com/not-this/ #themonstertruth #monstertruths
A long dramatic look into the unknown... themonstertruth.com/gazing-into-th…
Feeling a little looney here 😜 themonstertruth.com/crazies/ #themonstertruth #monstertruths #crazytown
It's one of those days in the looney bin. They seem to happen so frequently these days... themonstertruth.com/one-of-those-d… #themonstertruth #monstertruths #crazy #crazydays
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