El Optimeños @TheOptimen

You sound insecure. As you should be. Your attempt to seize bodily autonomy from millions of women & LGBT+ people is a stain on our country. I don’t care how long you “worked” to seize control of people’s bodies. That right belongs to individuals, not you. We will not comply.

Lindsey Graham @LindseyGrahamSC

4 years ago

There is an assault on democracy in this country, but it is by the Left not the Right. It took us 50 years to overturn Roe vs Wade. We worked hard, won elections, and put conservatives on the court. 5 days after losing at Supreme Court, Democrats want to blow up the Senate!

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El Optimeños @TheOptimen

4 years ago

“But monkeys peel bananas from the bottom and have done for [fart noise] years!” Perfect argument. Perhaps when you’ve eaten your starchy unripe banana and clumsily discarded its peel you can blast diarrhoea into your cupped hands and throw it at people to further your education.

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El Optimeños @TheOptimen

4 years ago

I’m still trying to figure out who masterminded the whole “peel bananas from the bottom” life-hack hoax. Who has ever had any difficulty peeling or holding a banana before? Oh, you want to open an unripened banana or have an impractically small handle to hold it by? Pardon me. 🙄

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El Optimeños @TheOptimen

4 years ago

@_lalaphoto Easy. Chocolate Cake. Apparently it was inspired by a present left in Neil Finn’s bed some time ago. 💩

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El Optimeños @TheOptimen

4 years ago

@CookSuck Thirsty Merc, no question.

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El Optimeños @TheOptimen

4 years ago

@_lalaphoto I didn’t get the DM?

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El Optimeños @TheOptimen

4 years ago

@JoelDTD This whole Marvel/DC renaissance is the worst thing to happen to cinema since Pixar. 🤮

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El Optimeños @TheOptimen

4 years ago

@JoelDTD Probably depends largely on the motivation (ie. Whether just to recoup payment owed or if he’s trying to hold onto any IP). In the former case it will be a cost equation (ie. Outlay for legal representation v amount in owing), in the latter may require an IP lawyer. Check DMs. 👊🏼

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El Optimeños @TheOptimen

4 years ago

.@kylemooney was the most shocking SNL departure for me. I’d say the 2nd biggest loss from current roster (Aidy, Kyle, Kate and Pete - in that order)… Wish him (and all of them) the best and thank you all for your contribution to one of the world’s foremost comedy institutions.

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El Optimeños @TheOptimen

4 years ago

As an SNL nerd I want to go on record to say that, in my own opinion of course, the biggest loss (based on current comedic value) from the conclusion of Season 47 was @aidybryant 👏🏼🙌🏼💐… Kate McKinnon was a stalwart and made a bigger impact but sort of checked out 2 seasons ago.

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El Optimeños @TheOptimen

4 years ago

@JoelDTD I’m saying this as someone who doesn’t have easy access to Xanax too… so go with what you know / works for you (?) 🤷🏼‍♂️

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El Optimeños @TheOptimen

4 years ago

@JoelDTD In a general sense; what one of the other guys said (and depends of course on local departure and arrival time / if there’s layovers involved), but yeah 5-10 mg of Diazepam (depending on your tolerance and time transition) + melatonin (esp. if 5mg Diazepam).

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Asian Man Records @asianmanrecords

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Alchemist Type Beat @Alchemist

4 years ago

Prodigy’s music is finally back on all platforms. Stream the HNIC album today. Stream Albert Einstein album today. Refresh your memory of how amazing & trend setting P was. Or discover it for the first time. We miss you P! I promise the legacy wont be forgotten!! 🙏🏽