Ultra Ego @TheRealUltraEgo
I AM the nightmare! But the ladies love me. Ooohhh yeeaahhh. tinyurl.com/2675omv Virtually ANYWHERE! Joined September 2010-
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Autotune the Munsters rock opera?? On Cozi TV right now.
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Do you know what hillbilly's do on Halloween? They pump kin! HAHAHAHHAHAHAHA thanks folks, I'm here all weak
"Mom? Can i go to the ranger station and pet grandpa?" #Halloween
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Hmm.. i don't think that last ugly witch was wearing a mask. Or a costume. :O
Marathons of Dark Shadows on Decades, The Munsters on Cozi, Alfred Hitchcock on Antenna TV. Awesome TV night. I approve.
@thatdrummerjohn And many of the characters were occasional transvestites? ;)
Especially the ones with black jellybeans.
*Chuckles and heads back to drug store* RT @causticbob Does anyone else make cakes using laxatives for the trick or treaters?
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One Halloweener came 6 times last night. Eventually I let her go home.
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I've spent 3 weeks shitting in mars bar wrappers for tonight and it will all be worth it if just one kid comes to the door.
Ultra Ego retweeted
Halloween - giving ugly girls an excuse since the 10th century.
I'm not going to follow Donald Trump. He even scares ME! And i KNOW scary!
Ahh.. night approaches. Time for some mayhem, Chaos, maybe even a little disemboweling. Hey, demons like treats too ya know.
MUHAHAHA! RT @causticbob The best part about Halloween is that people think the screams coming from my house are "part of the fun."
All that propaganda aimed at the gullible worked FAR better than expected! And that "Christian Values" line! *roars with laughter heretics*
Oh Uncle Satan will be SO proud of me!! *looking at election results* The Apocalypse is WAY overdue! Had to do something to speed it up, :)
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