TheRedVelveteer 🔴 @TheRedVelveteer

red | not related to youtuber redvelvetcake or the band red velvet sorry | world famous clown | @TheRedVelvetwo also en.pronouns.page/@theredvelvete… she/her Joined April 2019

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TheRedVelveteer 🔴 @TheRedVelveteer

a year ago

genuine advice for people who don't enjoy the direction of dnd after 4th edition is to just play wargames instead. warhammer will never, ever, stop being a hitting things simulator with clear morality in the minds of the characters. age of sigmar is dnd in a trenchcoat. enjoy

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TheRedVelveteer 🔴 @TheRedVelveteer

a year ago

what did we replace mcyttwt and dsmptwt with. where do i talk about this stuff. very little else going on in my life for a few months

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TheRedVelveteer 🔴 @TheRedVelveteer

a year ago

something that makes me feel a bit guilty is when i only like a youtuber's older stuff. back out in the sticks for the summer and i just don't find this person's new streams compelling so i'm watching things from like 3 years ago. feels like a huge, cruel personality judgement

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TheRedVelveteer 🔴 @TheRedVelveteer

a year ago

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TheRedVelveteer 🔴 @TheRedVelveteer

a year ago

Do you remember when you joined X? I do! #MyXAnniversary

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TheRedVelveteer 🔴 @TheRedVelveteer

2 years ago

rolling back onto this mortal coil to say step off sophietexas she's awesome. like nobody deserves dream stan infestation but she's too chill for that mess

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TheRedVelveteer 🔴 @TheRedVelveteer

2 years ago

can't eleep

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TheRedVelveteer 🔴 @TheRedVelveteer

2 years ago

if i ever feel too happy i can always open twitter

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TheRedVelveteer 🔴 @TheRedVelveteer

2 years ago

one of my least favourite internet jokes is like "just found out about [horrible issue that affects women], so sad, i'm [desirable male characteristic] btw" it's so cynical and unpleasant i really dislike it

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rxrabee🍎!|#|! we’re so back @sadgarfeild

2 years ago

mom just said she won’t judge people based off religion (talking about jahovas whitenesses) as if she doesn’t hate literally any non-catholic/Christian descending religions

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Vivian @suchnerve

2 years ago

"i never thought men would treat ME badly!" cries woman who voted for the Men Treating Women Badly Party

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Vivian @suchnerve

2 years ago

This is because fascism is psychologically based on the idea that reality is determined by power, not by evidence, which is also why fascists detest academics, scientists, and fact-checkers so vehemently.