Aaron @TheSarcasmShow
Writer of jokes and future star of a cancelled TV show Kansas City Joined March 2009-
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I have always been aftaid of artificial intelligence, but now that Matthew McConaughey is on the case, everything will be alright, alright, alright.
My childhood was watching Friends re-runs all of the time. Those characters were so special, and so was Matthew Perry. Gone way too soon, but thank you for the laughs. You will be missed.
Dude couldn't dodge a wrench, much less a bullet.
The new House Speaker thinks hurricans are caused by gay sex. Now, those are some power bottoms.
So what are the gun laws in Maine? There are no gun laws in Maine.
Since coming back to twitter, I only read tweets from Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce fan accounts.
I heard Mitch McConnell froze again. Are we sure he hasn't been a robot this whole time and someone keeps turning him on and off?
Tattoo? More like an assault.
The original Israel-Palestinian debate has always made me laugh. Ya'll are fighting over dirt.
They say kids are resilient, but they aren't. We just become alcoholics later.
While Biden is leading on the world stage, Republicans are struggling to find which racist that is going to drive their clown car.
To Benjamin Netanyahu if you someone kills your children, you don't go and kill their children. And I think everyone can agree with that.
Who would have thought after all of these years, the person who understand the world's military war industrial complex was the fat girl from the Dixie Chicks.
That's also how Tommy Tuberville's football teams played in 4th quarters.
That's also how Tommy Tuberville's football teams played in 4th quarters.
It's so sad, we have all of these billionaires, and none of them have become Batman.
The whole school choice movement is just about taking tax payer money from the education budget to build high school football stadiums for private schools #GOPDebate
Florida is one of the most dangerous states in the country #GOPDebate
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I heard Mitch McConnell froze again. Are we sure he hasn't been a robot this whole time and someone keeps turning him on and off?
@TheSarcasmShow Horrible. She'll regret that one day.
@TheSarcasmShow Watching this like it’s a comedy show!
@TheSarcasmShow Me either. It’s the wholesome story we need right now.
@rayleengale @TheSarcasmShow And an immature one, too.
@gdoughdoc2 @TheSarcasmShow He’s an idiot. And a dangerous one.
@TheSarcasmShow I’ve been thinking of deactivating as well. Can’t stand Musk!!! Or all the bots and lack of guidelines for decency. It’s a hard decision.
@TheSarcasmShow Young people are so much smarter than we were at the same age. I am confident that they will save this Country and I give them the respect that they deserve! I will vote with them!
@TheSarcasmShow 🤫 let them suck. They're good at it. They've sold their soul as a party. No refunds.
Who not to vote for. And the GOP are trying to stop voting on campuses.
The conservative supreme court is going to block Biden's student loan bailout. Conservatives need to do better with the youth to win elections and being anti-science and anti-student loan reform ain't going to do that.
@TheSarcasmShow If he has anything close to Tom's longevity? Sky's the limit.
@TheSarcasmShow In a world where men want to control women's bodies, track periods, inspect genitals, allow child marriage, what's a beat down now and then. Rapist, child molesters, wife beaters can change right?