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It's also as fake as this story! RT @Daily_Express: Cheryl Fernandez-Versini considering legal action over FAKE sex tape

Coming soon to @theshemail, we read 4 tweets and make a full scale news story out of it

Shocking considering what you get away with! RT @Daily_Express: Why is this rapper being BANNED from UK? Racism and free speech row erupts.

I'm not. I'm too rich to pay taxes RT @Daily_Express: Britain to spend £500 MILLION sending illegal immigrants home – and YOU'RE paying

Most covers with a dead princess? RT @Express_Pics: On the 60 anniversary of the Guiness Book of Records here are the best records ever

Did YOU know every time you read the Express a puppy dies? RT @Daily_Express: Did YOU know everytime you eat sugar you gain a wrinkle?

Coming soon to @theshemail, we have the former Cheryl Cole on the cover for no reason at all. Common people seem to like that sort of thing.

Coming soon to @theshemail, we look at celebrities from the 1980s and heavily criticise them for not looking exactly the same now.

Coming soon to @theshemail, we discuss Cee Lo Green, Robin Thicke, Chris Brown and other musical acts aimed at girls with low self esteem

Coming soon to @theshemail, following the recent announcement by Kate, we talk to Mylene Klass, someone else who has also been pregnant!

Coming soon to @TheSheMail, we follow Cheryl Cole at The Cannes Film festival in her latest search for more attention

Princess Diana Still Alive? Coming soon to @TheSheMail, we investigate misleading headlines...

Career Women To Blame For Absolutely Everything, Confirms Daily Mail huff.to/1gg5345 via @HuffPostUKCom

News reports confirm Cheryl Cole has dyed her hair. "How interesting," said nobody.

Breaking News: International Woman's day rescheduled until tomorrow , as they haven't got anything to wear

Coming soon the @TheSheMail, we show you how to tell if you are fat. It’s easy, just slip yourself between the wall and the radiator...

Is that an owl in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me? HootSuite for Android now has push notifications. ow.ly/u1CpI

#RudeFridge 02nd Jan

Happy impersonal generic holiday message!

THIS IS WHY WE CAN’T HAVE NICE THINGS: Sequel to It’s a Wonderful Life announced.