Average Mail Reader @avgmailreader
This is a *spoof* account. I am the epitome of a Daily Mail reader Joined May 2012-
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I'm going to miss Nigel Farage on the radio, he spoke for all us racists
The younger generations want the world to be a better place. Bastards.
NEWS! Doctors uncover link between children getting measles and their parents being morons bit.ly/2KSP5Wv
Someone said that unprotected sex can cause pregnancy but that's just Project Fear
I've been told that staring directly into the sun can harm your eyesite, but that's just Project Fear
I've heard that walking across the M25 barefoot and blindfolded can be dangerous, but that's just Project Fear
I’m fed up with people telling me facts and the truth, it’s just project fear.
Gay marriage followed by Earthquakes. Coincidence?
I didn't vote for Brexit so that gay men could have children. It's political correctness gone mad. Blue Passports!!!
As there's no Emmerdale or Coronation Street on I've been forced out of the house and visited people. I didn't vote for Brexit for this!
CULTURE: New X-Files series 'will focus on the hunt for Tory press coverage of election expenses fraud' say experts.
Life shouldn't be good. Vote Conservative.
I'm horrified by the amount of prejudice and abuse racists suffer every day.
Nobody told me that migrants were actual people. I feel a complete c*nt now.
When I put on Zombie Flesh Mutant 5 I was horrified during the naked torture that scene someone said the F word. My children were watching!
It's been really nice seeing Trump and Farage together this week. Both of them have made it OK for me to be racist again.
So with two women running for PM we need to ask the important questions. Who has the best arse, tits and legs?
I'm not being racist but all those brownies and other foreigners should go back where they came from
Now we're out of Europe I go back to simpler times before racism was bad and could legally beat my wife #goodolddays
Who shall we pick on next? Lesbians, vegans or the last Labour Government?
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Peter Cushion @PeterCushionMCR
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tramsham @tramsham
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Mrs Avg Mail Reader @TheSheMail
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M▲✞✞ @mjmralph
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Mark @mark_moo
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Joe @jrawly
303 Followers 676 Following Married to @bluejovanka. Developer for @whmcs . Views are definitely my own.






