TheWaitressWay @TheWaitressWay
The name's Olivia, but you'll know me as "excuse me" United Kingdom Joined January 2017-
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When #work life starts getting dramatic and complicated and you're just there to make money:
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When a customer walks in 5 mins from close 😶... #waitressproblems #thewaitressway
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"I will be complaining to management about this" And they will join me in the squeaky-voiced impersonations of you after so...
When you hear talk that some staff are getting to go home early...#waitressproblems #thewaitressway
What my customers seem to expect of me: #thewaitressway #waitressproblems
If you're ordering something to takeaway of course it's not going to be in a china mug. You mug.
I thought your kids were cute. Then they woke up & ran riot in the restaurant. Now I hate them. And you. #waitressproblems #thewaitressway
When no customers are looking and you catch eye contact with your bezzie waitress pal ...
"If you've got nothing to do you could always start polishing cutlery..."
Dear customer, Please refrain from mumbling your order. Funnily enough we don't receive the same lip reading training as a MI5 agent...
When a customer tries to use "well, the customer is always right" to settle a dispute. ...Wrong. You're so very very wrong.
Genuinely had a customer look disappointed when I told him we had Coca-Cola and not Pepsi. Wtf is that about?! 🤔
Me: How was everything? Customer: It was great thank you... ...actually I do have one little compla- Me:
'Everything was excellent thank you! You all work so hard, you deserve a raise! Here's a £20 tip!' - said no customer. Ever.
If my reaction to customers' annoying orders mirrored the chefs', I wouldn't have a job...but I'd probably have a criminal record.
"Hi, how are you toda-" "Yes, I'll have a 1/2 shot decaf soya cappuccino" Oh you're an arsehole. Glad we established that early doors. 😒
The love/hate (but mostly hate) relationship you have with the chefs. Unless you're hungry....and then you're besties 😋
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