Norm Normanson @TheeAverageMan
The Least Interesting Man in the World. When born, his mother said, 'Oh, ok.' Joined May 2011-
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Santa left a note next to the uneaten cookies he set out: "I've had better. Oh, and, um, no presents this year."
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When asking when he should show up for Christmas Eve dinner his parents said, "You'd better not...."
He is often confused as the gay best friend.
No one has ever stayed awake through an entire conversation with him.
When he was born, the doctor smacked him in the face. Repeatedly.
His return to Twitter is marked by hundreds of people saying, "Who? Did what? Leave me alone."
He gets cramps just thinking about playing sports.
He would describe himself as a "cat person".
On a warm summer day he can be seen applying icy hot in anticipation of strained hamstrings.
I don't always play basketball, but when I do, I prefer bank shots, bounce passes, and rec specs.
He still doesn't know what the twist is at the end of the Sixth Sense.
He has a face that can make a small child cry.
He thinks Joakim Noah was the cutest girl on the basketball court last night.
#LessInterestingBooks His autobiography, featuring chapters "Ways to eat Peas", "Socks with Sandals? Yes!" and "Favorite Shade of White"
He is like one pea in a sad, lonely pod.
He's never gotten more than one star on a level of Angry Birds.
He can most often be seen apologizing for saying "sorry" too much.
He wears short sleeve dress shirts
#Inhighschool he tried out for the basketball team and was asked to be the assistant to the team's manager.
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