Teej 🐧 @TheoryTake
I’m a middle aged white guy. I apologize in advance for having disappointed you. Joined April 2021-
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Lord give the strength to stay out of the nfl/slave dialogue.
Hot take: if you screen shot and then post Pearl or Tate, you’re doing their bidding. Your responses to their shitty takes are expected and wanted. Just mute them. They’ll go away.
As a bengals fan, I need to say. Bengals fans are terrible fans.
Can’t watch cavs playoff games because tnt, espn, and Ballys are all cunts
Samsung and Apple phone commercials are the most annoying commercials.
Rooting for the jets because Jarvis has maligned their city.
Get her Elon!!
Elon is banning engagement posts. What do you notice about this?
Glass is not a great movie, but James McAvoy is brilliant in it.
Something by Flock of Sméagols
You all look your age. We don’t want to insult you to your face.
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unrecognisable?????? looks exactly like what 60 year old Mike Meyers should look like to me.
Hollywood star, 60, unrecognisable with silver hair as he pops up at glitzy bash mirror.co.uk/3am/celebrity-…
@TheoryTake @TheInsiderPaper another Marvin the martian joke
Oh there was supposed to be some sort of gif to help highlight the absurdity of my faux dunk. Oh well.
To not be like him.
Because of the blackouts mostly
You've never seen a baseball DESTROYED like this before! 🤯
@TheoryTake @mjfree 8.7k likes! You’re not alone
@TheoryTake @mjfree It did… in 2022. Super old video posted as engagement bait to surf a trending topic
Bengals recent day 2 hits: 2023 2nd- DJ Turner 3rd- Jordan Battle 2022 2nd- Cam Taylor-Britt 2020 2nd- Tee Higgins 3rd- Logan Wilson 2019 2nd- Drew Sample 3rd- Germaine Pratt Let’s keep a hot streak on day 2 picks🔥
@3YearLetterman You’re the best, coach. I’m gonna stop plagiarizing your tweets.
So he just watched slavery happen and didn’t do anything? FOH.
@TheoryTake @coreyforde No..... just.....no😌 A poor man's corvette is a camaro. This is more of a rich man's pinto