Thomas Pires @ThomasPires5
Joined April 2018-
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i’m watching two children ... this can’t be our future #Debates2020
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it’s my motha fucking birthday 🤩🎉 here’s to 24 years baby
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The editing on this Nike commercial is frankly extraordinary
@barstoolsports @ATIBarstool I’m not sure about the second person, but Christopher Walken would be one pick
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When yall both shake your head at someone deciding to use the ice cream machine last minute >>>>>>>>
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This literally looks like an episode of Parks and Rec.
I....and I mean this seriously....hate it here. 😳 x.com/aravosis/statu…
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This man started an account where he tweets exactly what the president tweets. He just got suspended.
Experiment Update - Well it finally happened. Took longer than expected. 12 hour suspension and had to delete the offending tweet. Here’s the screenshots @SuspendThePres. Will post to the account when suspension is lifted.
@FamilyGuyonFOX I can get behind this
Birth month = show to binge Jan: Hell’s Kitchen Feb: 911 Lone Star Mar: LEGO Masters Apr: The Resident May: SYTYCD June: The Masked Singer July: The Simpsons Aug: Family Guy Sept: Duncanville Oct: Prodigal Son Nov: Bob's Burgers Dec: MasterChef Who's watching with you?
Birth month = show to binge Jan: Hell’s Kitchen Feb: 911 Lone Star Mar: LEGO Masters Apr: The Resident May: SYTYCD June: The Masked Singer July: The Simpsons Aug: Family Guy Sept: Duncanville Oct: Prodigal Son Nov: Bob's Burgers Dec: MasterChef Who's watching with you?
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Name a better way to bond with a sibling... I'll wait. 🤔 #NationalSiblingsDay
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They're just booze bags.
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Feels like we are all in prison but the prison in Goodfellas where you can still make pasta
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Certain holidays are just for women... like the one tomorrow.
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paul rudd drunk at the club is my vibe for the rest of 2020
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Teaching my first English course this semester has been rewarding but I don’t know what to do with this student
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