ToBevs @ToBevs

Joined December 2013

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ToBevs @ToBevs

4 years ago

.@Apple, stop breaking my texting experience. #GetTheMessage android.com/get-the-message

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@TheHookUp1 You should at the very least get an auto reply back containing an alternative email to send to for assistance. And the company should send all new email to a monitored catch-all address address so customers aren't ignored.

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Jimmy Kimmel @jimmykimmel

5 years ago

Facebook is down so asking this here: Which livestock medication should I take for a sinus infection?

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ToBevs @ToBevs

5 years ago

This dude's HA add-on has saved me many times. Support these guys and the free utilities their talent provides! I just supported Stephen Beechen on @buymeacoffee! 🎉 You can support by buying a coffee ☕️ here — buymeacoffee.com/sabeechen/c/16…

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ToBevs @ToBevs

6 years ago

@RealMikeTanuki @Chialton Agreed. I have to talk to my 80 yr old neighbor every summer to NOT mow our median. He cuts it down to the dirt, ruining the grass, just so he only has to mow the weeds that are left over every month.

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ToBevs @ToBevs

7 years ago

Possibly the best thing you'll see today!

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Dad and Buried @DadandBuried

9 years ago

“I don’t care if you’re sick, tired, hungover or just burnt out: if you have kids, you have things to do.” dadandburied.com/2017/01/06/end…

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Uncle Duke @UncleDuke1969

9 years ago

[2018] SON: I have the sniffles. WIFE: Let’s get you to the ER! [1986] ME: I just took half my finger off with the saw! DAD: Go get the hydrogen peroxide and a stapler. ME: … DAD: Grab me a beer on your way.

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Will Castle @WillCastle78

9 years ago

Before Sunday 239 QBs posted a rating score at 1 of the 9 previous @TheOpening regionals. Only 4 were better than @karsthunter7 's. Small town South Dakota 9 man. If you build it, they will come.

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The Real Rodney Lacroix @RealRodLacroix

9 years ago

[at 15-minute oil change] Tech: Sir? Me: Yes? Tech: Your cabin air filter should be repla- Me: No T: Transmis- Me: No T: The coolant- Me: No T: Wipers- Me: No T: Floor mat- Me: FOR FUCKS SAKE JUST CHANGE THE OIL

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ToBevs @ToBevs

9 years ago

@puremaddnessone Oh... Well, that sucks. The man fought off a bear 22 times! With a stick! He has my respect.

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ToBevs @ToBevs

9 years ago

@jedschuck I don't think Twitter can help fix that, but the Transportation Director can. Did you let him know which bus it was?

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Uncle Duke @UncleDuke1969

9 years ago

ME: Here’s your allowance. SON: Five bucks! ME: Now, give me $1. SON: What for? ME: Taxes. And, $2 for rent. SON: But- ME: Now, $3 for food and clothes. SON: I’m $1 short. ME: I’ll lend it to you. SON: This sucks. ME: Welcome to the rest of your life.