Lindsay Farrell @ToWhenTFor

Humor is my religion. Jokes are my prayers. Laughter is my heaven. Joined March 2009

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Lindsay Farrell @ToWhenTFor

a year ago

Honestly @peacock , you have made watching the Olympics INSUFFERABLE with all the ads while streaming. Shameful bullshit that fills me with RAGE.

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I want to perform an experiment and I'll need the following: - pitch black room - large hardwood floor (20'x20') - small carpet square (1'x1') randomly placed - puking dog Where will the dog puke? I think we all know the answer.

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Lindsay Farrell @ToWhenTFor

3 years ago

If volunteer work is supposed to be satisfying and warm your heart or whatever, I'm clearly doing it wrong.

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Lindsay Farrell @ToWhenTFor

4 years ago

Honestly @Google, idk why you got rid of Hangouts, a perfectly good app that I used flawlessly with family and friends, and replaced it with Chat, a slow useless piece of crap that can't handle me trying to send a photo. I get angrier at it every day.

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Lindsay Farrell @ToWhenTFor

4 years ago

Vermont is glorious and everything. Of course it is. It's beautiful. But every bathroom I've used here has had single ply toilet paper.... Idk what my point is but that's an issue.

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Lindsay Farrell @ToWhenTFor

4 years ago

Depending on the perspective, I'm definitely included in this as well but I have found that the majority of people (by a huge margin) are entirely fucking incompetent.

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Lindsay Farrell @ToWhenTFor

5 years ago

It's sweet and it's salty! It's warm and it's cold! It's a fry in a Frosty and it NEVER GETS OLD!! @Wendys

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Lindsay Farrell @ToWhenTFor

5 years ago

Broil. Your. Toast.

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Stacey Abrams @staceyabrams

5 years ago

Amanda Gorman’s message serves as an inspiration to us all. #InaugurationDay

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Lindsay Farrell @ToWhenTFor

5 years ago

Great job, @KenJennings ! It'll never really be the same, but I think Alex would be proud.

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Jeopardy! @Jeopardy

5 years ago

Simply the best. Thank you, Alex.

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Lindsay Farrell @ToWhenTFor

5 years ago

cats - 10/10 cat bites - 1/10 (still gets one because the cat was cute)

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Lindsay Farrell @ToWhenTFor

5 years ago

Honestly heart broken about Alex Trebek. The world lost an A+ man today.

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Lindsay Farrell @ToWhenTFor

5 years ago

He said "climate change", he said "systemic racism", he thanked other people, there are masks everywhere!! WE NEEDED THIS SO MUCH. ♥️🥲

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Lindsay Farrell @ToWhenTFor

5 years ago

I know this is just the beginning but AHHH IT FEELS SO GOOD TO FINALLY SEE THIS.

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Lindsay Farrell @ToWhenTFor

5 years ago

As much as I loved Colbert Report Colbert, I'm glad he didn't exist these past 4 years. Slipping into that skin during all of this would probably have killed this guy. The real Colbert is genuine and exactly what we need. Thank you for being you, @StephenAtHome !!