Kelsey Bunker @kbunks4
Try not to get hurt. Joined August 2012-
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Over 30,000 white girls "literally die" every year because they "actually can't right now"
All the yong graves filled, the best do burn out so, bright and so fast.
#Cancers are very predictable and consistent people once you know what to expect from them.
Canadians have been calling Toronto "The Desolation of Smog" for fifty years
55% of canoe trips end in divorce
If you get killed during Black Friday you get a great deal on coming back to earth as a sweatshop worker.
I don't even tweet and I gain a couple folowers... schweet.
67% of Canadian time traveling occurs in Rachel McAdams movies
When using mnemonic devices to study, using profanity can actually help you retain the information better.
22% of Canadians haven't taken down their Christmas tree yet
What the fuck is the point of censoring words? We all know what they're saying, doesn't censoring it draw more attention to the word?
Jogging! #gogodididonyc @TwoPlaysInRep
The Canadian government shuts down once a day so everyone can go get Tim Hortons
If you are uncomfortable or unsure of what to do when dealing with rowdy children, take a step back and think of them as tiny drunk people.
But there's no sense in crying over every mistake, you've just got to keep on trying till you run out of cake. #stillalive
The word "sorry" appears 114 times in Canada's Charter of Rights and Freedoms
The Doctors - Matt Smith, David Tennant and John Hurt - will face the Daleks in the #DW50 special! More soon at bbc.in/NupXo6
Work and then work on the 4th! Wait, is today supposed to be about fun or something?
17% of Canada Geese in Europe are just American Geese pretending to be Canadian
Kristen Pustizzi @Pustizzi12
210 Followers 720 Following
brendan sullivan @TDellarciprete
33 Followers 124 Following
Christie Caliendo @cecaliendo
108 Followers 200 Following
Peter Skerry @ThreatLevelPete
22 Followers 485 Following
annaolson @annaolson13
331 Followers 872 Following Just a girl tryin to find her place in this world 🙃
rhiannon tinker @rtinker94
30 Followers 60 Following If you stand for nothing youll fall for anything
David really is @OhNoLudicolo
229 Followers 315 Following a smirking block of domestic feta . he/they
Lindsay Farrell @ToWhenTFor
27 Followers 120 Following Humor is my religion. Jokes are my prayers. Laughter is my heaven.
Riker Googling @RikerGoogling
95K Followers 2 Following No longer permitted to post here. (Written and automated by @JoeSondow) Mastodon: @[email protected] Bluesky: @RikerGoogling.bsky.social
ZodiacFact @ZodiacFacts
1.3M Followers 3K Following I give you information on all Zodiac Signs that are researched. Instagram/Snapchat: Zodiacfacts Any business inquiries Email: [email protected] #TeamAquarius
Ghlaghghee @Ghlaghghee
2K Followers 777 Following I'm being held hostage in a human prison. They feed me dry kibble and make me pee in a box of gravel.
AnneWheatonsMoleHair @AnneWsMoleHair
10 Followers 11 Following I'm just a hair, whisker if you will, living in mole and I just happen to be on Anne Wheaton's face - HOW COOL IS THAT!
Not Corrupt Media @NotCorruptMedia
308K Followers 71 Following Your brand should mirror the integrity at the core of your business. We listen deeply, act ethically, and market masterfully for our clients.
StreetlightManifesto @SManifesto
29K Followers 4 Following Official Merch Store: https://t.co/fu3pHAkVtR
Doctor Who @bbcdoctorwho
1.6M Followers 152 Following Stream ALL of Season 2 now on @bbciplayer and @disneyplus ❤️❤️ This is a commercial channel from @bbcstudios
rhiannon tinker @rtinker94
30 Followers 60 Following If you stand for nothing youll fall for anything
Christie Caliendo @cecaliendo
108 Followers 200 Following
Wil Wheaton @wilw
2.4M Followers 5 Following This account is no longer active. If there is a blue check here, I had nothing to do with it. Elon Musk is a garbage human. #BlackLivesMatter #ProtectTransKids
Peter Skerry @ThreatLevelPete
22 Followers 485 Following
David really is @OhNoLudicolo
229 Followers 315 Following a smirking block of domestic feta . he/they
Lindsay Farrell @ToWhenTFor
27 Followers 120 Following Humor is my religion. Jokes are my prayers. Laughter is my heaven.
Weed Tweets ™ @stillblazingtho
974K Followers 463 Following Even if you don't smoke. FOLLOW to be entertained, educated, and enlightened. I made this when I was high and then a million people followed me.
Stats Canada @stats_canada
484K Followers 86 Following On sale now: The second @stats_canada book, 150 Years of Stats Canada!: A Guide to Canada's Greatest Country (100.6% not affiliated with Statistics Canada).
Patrick Stewart @SirPatStew
3.1M Followers 190 Following My memoir, Making It So, is available now. 📚
★ @taurusbydesign
503 Followers 474 Following
TNG Season 8 @TNG_S8
63K Followers 41 Following Plots from the unaired 8th season of Star Trek: The Next Generation. -- Captain's log: @mikemcmahanTMTrends for United States
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