bogs dollocks @TouchuppaintO

#TrafficCops c5. Car turns in front of a motorbike. Rider 2 hrs 15 min lying on the ground, in cold and rain with back injuries. Can't be moved. WTF have 14 years of these #ToryScum done to our emergency services? Being looked after by a passing nurse and passing consulant.

It's happening because of chips on shoulders #tocatchacopper

It seems that in the eyes of a black person, another black person can do no wrong. #tocatchacopper

Asif Munaf mistakenly clapping thinking his team had won the task on #TheApprentice Perhaps the BBC could arrange a maths course to go with the diversity and inclusion training he was given.

Woke bollocks as usual #dragonsden

I wonder which one of Thomas's mates will be one to jack up the price of insulin after the NHS has been privatised. #MAFSUK

The French find a new use for the bins yet again as rioting takes hold across parts of Nanterre in Paris after the fatal shooting of a 17-year-old by a police officer.

@LeeAndersonMP_ Maybe they should have awarded you 30p. So you could have a nice meal from it.

@LeeAndersonMP_ What a lovely diverse crowd

@JustStop_Oil

@Jeremy_Hunt @RSCharity Most work you done... well since ever.

@Jeremy_Hunt @RSCharity 4 hours+ for halfway 😘🤣😂

@Jeremy_Hunt @RSCharity @RoyalSurrey Are you serious? Coming from a man who choked the NHS and claimed a payrise!!?? Keep telling yourself you're doing great and everyone with a conscience will keep saying you're a disgrace.

@Jacob_Rees_Mogg Obvs lining himself up as a 'political commentator' by slating his own government - ready for when he losses his seat at the next GE

@peterjharvey @Jacob_Rees_Mogg It should! It should be LAW that all politicians and their families have to use NHS and regular schools. Watch how quickly they'd all improve if they actually MATTERED to the political establishment inthe same way they are ESSENTIAL to regular voters!

@bollandinho1986 Typical public sector jobsworths sticking together. You're all cut from the same cloth.

@LeeAndersonMP_ It's about as believable as everything else you tweet! 🤡

@CEN_HQ @MattHancock The Shipman of our times

@BurnsideNotTosh I suspect that the people that voted no, were the retired, newcomers, and the financially comfortable. And those that voted yes are long term residents and those that make a living from the land. Surely the countryside should be a living, breathing and vibrant community.

Only one man can rescue the Zip Zap! I recommend a re-brand to the Bish Bosh though 😂 #apprentice @iamtomskinner