AJ @TrackingAJ

I came here to type characters and kick some ass... and I'm all out of characters. Joined April 2009

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AJ @TrackingAJ

3 years ago

You heard it here first... The monarchy doesn't exist in about 25 years 🤷🏼‍♂️🤷🏼‍♂️ Then they will just be rich nobodies like all the other rich nobodies

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AJ @TrackingAJ

4 years ago

Did you know that all of the planets in our solar system are named after Gods except one? That one is Earth.... which is named after all that stuff on the ground. RIP @normmacdonald

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Listen, I really didn't want to have to spoil the end of the new James Bond movie.... But their decision to have @blueorigin rockets be Bond's escape vehicle at the end had to be @mgmstudios' weirdest decision. #007 #JamesBond #WTF

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AJ @TrackingAJ

4 years ago

Labor and truck driver shortages in the UK resulting in goods not being delivered?? If only there was some sort of group of countries the UK could join that would allow the free movement of people and goods. Let's call it a 'Union' of some sort... Perhaps with neighboring Europe

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4 years ago

Did you guys know you can get up at 6am AND get 8 hours of sleep???? These two things are not mutually exclusive... I had no idea. #AmIAnAdult?? 🤔🤔

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AJ @TrackingAJ

4 years ago

Sorry guys but I haven't checked the news in a couple weeks so forgive my ignorance and confusion... But how did the Taliban take over Texas so quickly??? 🤔🤔🤔

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AJ @TrackingAJ

4 years ago

Welp... It's now 7:30pm on a Friday. Time to take off my day PJs and put on my night PJs.

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AJ @TrackingAJ

4 years ago

If love is the answer, you're home. Hold on. #DaftPunk

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AJ @TrackingAJ

4 years ago

I wonder what people are going to do as soon as they can't use covid as an excuse anymore?? 🤔🤔 "Oh yes we were unable to do that, you know, BECAUSE OF COVID" 🙄🙄🙄

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AJ @TrackingAJ

4 years ago

Good thing pistachios are as good as they are... Because otherwise who would want to pay a lot to continue working for their food?? #ShellfishImAlsoLookingAtYou

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AJ @TrackingAJ

4 years ago

Damn, it's already tonight?!? I bet you want me to me to get up tomorrow too and do this whole thing over again. Fuck that.

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AJ @TrackingAJ

4 years ago

Wait... What's this 'Coming Home' BS by England when I just found out they've never won the Euro Cup??? #England #Liars #EURO2020

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AJ @TrackingAJ

4 years ago

Did you really even take an Uber if your driver doesn't speak with his entire family along the 10 minute journey?? 🤔🤔🤔

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AJ @TrackingAJ

4 years ago

Good thing they didn't use the term 'unload' instead.... #USA

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4 years ago

#Blessed🙏🙏🙏 #Hustle$$$ #DreamsComeTrue

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4 years ago

New Passport..... Who dis? #crisp

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4 years ago

When you go to the busy grocery store and everybody is parked like idiots, so you park the only way you can... And then everybody leaves, so it looks like you're the only idiot. 😅😅😅 #ISwearItsNotMyFault #IHaveBecomeMyOwnWorstEnemy

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4 years ago

Hot dogs?? In this economy????

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4 years ago

I haven't used the bathroom in 9 days. My body is running at 100% efficiency. 💪🏼💪🏼 #HealthTips

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AJ @TrackingAJ

4 years ago

I'm tired of sitting in the car all day on my way home... Can't wait to be home and sit around the rest of the day. #DifferentKindOfSitting #OneIsRelaxingOneIsNot