Snarky Panda @TrashPandaFTW
I make bad jokes that I laugh at. You get what you pay for if you follow me 😱 also @snarkypanda.bsky.social Joined August 2009-
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Um ... yeah.
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What channel are we all watching the draft on? Just trying to coordinate what to complain about in my TL.
I'll sleep on the floor vs sleeping on a cheap futon mattress a cat has peed on
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I was in the Oval Office with Trump when he said a WH staffer he believed leaked an embarrassing story about him should be executed. We may want to take this line of argument from Trump’s attorney extremely seriously.
I was in the Oval Office with Trump when he said a WH staffer he believed leaked an embarrassing story about him should be executed. We may want to take this line of argument from Trump’s attorney extremely seriously.
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Samuel Alito is 74. Clarence Thomas is 75. Roberts and Sotomayor are 69. The next president may very well nominate replacements for multiple (if not all!) of these justices. If Trump is president, the Supreme Court is gone for the rest of our lifetimes. That means an all-powerful…
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I'm going to stop calling you names because you endorsed me seems very presidential
I'm going to stop calling you names because you endorsed me seems very presidential
So I had to turn off a breaker in my newish to me condo and I have questions
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TSMC Takes on Arizona needs to be a documentary "U.S. engineers told Rest of World that some Taiwanese male engineers had calendars with bikini models on their desks and occasionally shared sexual memes in group chats. A female American colleague, according to an American…
this could make airports so much more fun
I've heard some countries have a thing called a sliding scale for penalties...
I've heard some countries have a thing called a sliding scale for penalties...
sometimes it really feels weird having people have confidence in you knowing what you're doing.
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Flashback:
Operations Manager: The executives were super happy with the how the meeting went and said to let them know if there is anything they can do to help you or I... which of course means you or you. Me: 😐
House of cards
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Look at the damn time he posted it.
Look at the damn time he posted it.
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Me: “Can I get a double margarita on the rocks?” Them: “Sir, this is a Starbucks.” Me: “Oh for chrissakes. Iced grande margarita.”
This is absolutely hilarious google is flagging their own emails to me as spam 😂
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PHOENIX — A top leader of the national conservative group Turning Point Action, which has amplified false claims of election fraud by former president Donald Trump and others, resigned Thursday after being accused of forging voter signatures on official paperwork so that he could…
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