Dad Jokes by Dad @dadjokesbydad
Here are my sesquipedalic, Quintessentially Quaint to Completely Corny, Queries & ,,, Quips?! Joined December 2013-
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‘Osculation’ (Kissing) Could Lead To ‘Inosculation’ (Intertwining) or is it Vice Versa ?!?!?
Is ‘To Take Out’ A Dating Status Or What Happens When (and If) the Relationship Sours and Then Known as ‘To Delete’ ?!?!?
Is Asked For R-V Centers Would the Answer be: K O A (Kampgrounds of America) or Just S T U ?!?!?
Oxymoronic: All NYS Judges Are Declared Unfit and Must Step Down at the Age of 70 However There is No Age Based Limitation or Exemption from Jury Duty !?!?!
Would the Expression “It’s All or None” be Analogous to How “Cloud 9” Compares to 1 through 8 ?!?!?
Although I’m Quickly Approaching the Exact Midpoint of My ‘Septuagenarian’ Status I Still Firmly Believe, “It’s Better To Be Over the Hill Than Under It” !?!?!
‘Get Back’ Can Be: To Get Even To Get a Refund To Get Change, After Payment To Recover and Return to Former Status To Return to a Former Location !?!?!
A Sheet by the N Y Dept of Transportation One Side for Drivers It has Suggestions and Titled ‘See’ On the Other for Pedestrians ‘Be Seen’ But Best of All Is Its Adage On Both Sides “Pedestrian Safety: It’s No Accident” !?!?!
Would a Clairvoyant Find Clarity in an otherwise Confusing and Cloudy Condition with great Celerity ?!?!?
My ‘Anti Date’ Feelings At This Age and Stage is Far Different Then the Antedate When I Would Be Far More Receptive !?!?!
Abstruse V Obtuse Both Have To Do With Difficulty in Understanding The First Due to the Nature of the Material The Second Due to the Shortcomings of the Person !?!?!
New York Is Finally Determined To End the HIGH Number of Illegal Canabis Sellers They are ROLLING out New Laws that Put a Lid On These POT Sellers CRACKing Down by Padlocking Them and Then Taking Them To Court !?!?!
I Truly Despite My Age Sincerely Trust My Memory I’ve Come to Realize However When I Forget I Almost Immediately Forget That I Forgot ?!?!?
#Trumps Revered Legal Mentor, Roy Cohen Advised To Accuse the Others of What They Accuse You Of So ‘45’ Has Been Screaming ‘Election Interference’ as the Basis of all Charges Against Him Both Impeachments We’re Due to His ‘Election Interference’ !?!?!
I Assume Part of the Etymology of ‘Lunatic’ Has Something to do With a Full Moon Making Someone Nuts !?!?!
New York City Is Considering Using Salty Tasty Pellets as Contraception To Reduce the Rat Population !?!?!
The New York Times Reported on 4/9/24 That Studies Have Shown, ‘Hugs are Good For You’ No Wonder I’ve Been So Stressed Out The Last Decade Or So !?!?!
If One ‘Scored a Hit’ Would It Result As a Baseball Stat or a Listing on a Billboard Chart ?!?!?
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Cowboy stops armed robber 🔥
@dadjokesbydad So sorry to hear about your connection to this tragedy. May their memories be for a blessing 🙏🌻
This is why women live long than us men🤞🏾
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