Eli @TroyHurts

Plays well with others, sometimes needs help focusing. He/him. London Joined November 2007

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tef @tef_ebooks

3 years ago

I use plenty of software I hate. It's called "Using a computer"

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Eli @TroyHurts

3 years ago

lol bye #MyTwitterAnniversary

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𝐃𝐄𝐕𝐎𝐍™ @Devon_OnEarth

3 years ago

Hooo boy, what a hard day's work. I've got a sweat going (I wipe off my brow and unknowingly erase the aleph from the word Emét upon my forehead) oh fuck

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tef @tef_ebooks

9 years ago

Operations Skills: PRIMARILY KAFKA AND CASSANDRA BUT I CAN MAKE ANY SORT OF PREDICTION AND HAVE IT IGNORED BY ANY TYPE OF BUREAUCRACY

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Eli @TroyHurts

3 years ago

it is with a heavy heart that I announce that @NixBrownComedy have ruined coffee for me

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Eli @TroyHurts

3 years ago

When the hurly-burly’s done When the battle’s lost and won Oh, girls just wanna have fun

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John @JohnTwoots

4 years ago

Wordle 234 5/6* JihJkckyIftP7fu9Ivtr9O7fK92utckv2fm8kub7RWfC8SuttdSvt7TgXzdS3tdfC8SuT6_E4lcn0dbP

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Bits of Saturn @bitsofsaturn

4 years ago

A bit of Saturn

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Sylvia Plath's Food Diary @whatsylviaate

4 years ago

I eat my soggy sludgy mass of daily starch foods. 11/14/55

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Eli @TroyHurts

4 years ago

me expecting praise and adulation from my family for halfway laying the table

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4 years ago

me expecting praise and adulation from my family for halfway laying the table

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Bartosz Ciechanowski @BCiechanowski

4 years ago

Curves and Surfaces – ciechanow.ski/curves-and-sur…

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The Shire-Reckoning @ShireReckoning

4 years ago

The noon-bell rings. A silence. Frodo speaks. ‘I will take the Ring, though I do not know the way.’ Elrond answers, ‘If you do not find a way, no one will. This is the hour of the Shire-folk, when they arise from their quiet fields to shake the towers and counsels of the Great.’

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Eli @TroyHurts

4 years ago

Brilliant birthday so far!

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Eli @TroyHurts

4 years ago

Everyone should go and see this excellent musical about my great-grandfather. Yes, really. No, he’s played by a woman, she’s brilliant actually Yeah, it really happened Alright, probably with less singing