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Searcher, investigator, negotiator, and sometimes hand holder. Realtor®. Licensed agent with Modern Ohio Realty. agentcrabtree.com America’s Opportunity City Joined March 2009-
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Imagine being the person that filled out this form. Imagine being that afraid of anything mildly associated with humans who don’t look like them.
Imagine being the person that filled out this form. Imagine being that afraid of anything mildly associated with humans who don’t look like them.
Bryan Freedman paid a $40,000 settlement after being accused of gang-raping a 17-year-old while in college businessinsider.com/bryan-freedman…
Bryan Freedman paid a $40,000 settlement after being accused of gang-raping a 17-year-old while in college businessinsider.com/bryan-freedman…
Putting together raised beds - the same kind I put together last year. Last year, it took me an entire day to level my spot and put them together. Today? About 1.5 hours, w lots of standing & considering. It’s wild how I thought I was so healed, vs now.
.@adamconover on the unique power of strikes is some of my favorite messaging and I've been doing labor messaging for almost 20 years. #WGAStrong
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Jay Leno crossed the picket line during the 2007 writers' strike by going back on air and writing his own monologue. He also told his production staffers not to look for new jobs and then 80 of them got fired. latimes.com/archives/la-xp…
Jay Leno crossed the picket line during the 2007 writers' strike by going back on air and writing his own monologue. He also told his production staffers not to look for new jobs and then 80 of them got fired. latimes.com/archives/la-xp…
Whatever you think inherently separates you from someone who is unhoused or having a mental health crisis, I promise you it doesn’t exist.
I have gone into Saraga hungry. Please send reenforcements.
Nine days after Gorsuch was appointed to the Supreme Court, the head of Greenberg Traurig—a major law firm that’s before the Court all the time—bought land he’d been trying to sell for two years. Gorsuch did not report the identity of the purchaser. politico.com/news/2023/04/2…
Dude at the park is wearing one of those 80’s silver sweatshirts that’s rubber & designed to “sweat off fat” - like that’s how it works. Anyway. The smell in that thing. Can you imagine?!
If you aren’t walking around singing “if I were a fish” are we even friends?
And here we go: Following NPR’s announcement this morning that it is quitting Twitter, PBS has followed suit and will be leaving the platform. bloomberg.com/news/articles/…
Just showed a house with a Trump sign on the porch. Then learned the dude died last year from Covid.
It’s only April and we’re already in the Powder Under The Tits Season.
What the heck - @McDonalds @Wendys @WhiteCastle @SteaknShake @culvers
What the heck - @McDonalds @Wendys @WhiteCastle @SteaknShake @culvers
I just saw a Fiero drive down my street. Did I fall into a wormhole?!
I would have paid $7 for a fast food dairy free soft serve or milkshake today. Maybe $10.
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13K Followers 610 Following Connecting Ohioans to our state government and its impact on our lives. Free to republish, we are the Ohio Capital Journal, reporting for the people.January 6th Committee @January6thCmte
735K Followers 9 Following Select Committee to Investigate the January 6th Attack on the United States Capitol | Representative @BennieGThompson, ChairmanI can’t believe I’m actually going to London this weekend to see Beyoncé with so many of my gurls. 🥹
I love the smell of justice in the afternoon npr.org/2023/05/25/117…
One train + one tram later
Feeling homesick for food and the only thing I can get both here and Columbus is Ikea breakfast so I guess I'm taking the train to Lichtenberg this weekend
BREAKING POLL: How do you pronounce "gyro?" 1. gyro 2. gyro 3. gyro
We’ve never said this before but here’s a perfect historic mid-century modern, known as the “Flying Nun House” that’s “built in the shape of a football with a soaring roof” in Bellevue, NE that is being sold as-is for only $695,000????
Hey, remember that time I got sworn into the Ohio Bar & went on a little bar crawl that ended at O'Reilly's where they made me an off-menu shrimp cocktail? I DO
A very rare vehicle that runs on bullshit.
Secretary of State Frank LaRose's vehicle stolen from his Upper Arlington home's garage dispatch.com/story/news/loc…
This is incredibly sad news. Bear and I had two of my most important interests in common (food and politics) and I always enjoyed discussing both with him.
Our dear colleague, Bear Braumoeller, passed away this morning in Oslo after a sudden, brief illness. Words cannot express our feelings of profound sadness. As we know more, we will post plans for events in his memory.
The "Pluto isn't a planet" frame is boring. No, Pluto /is/ a planet...and so is Ceres and Eris and Haumea and Make Make. We didn't lose planet, WE GAINED FOUR. THERE ARE THIRTEEN PLANETS IN THE SOLAR SYSTEM.
Whoever suggested putting AirTags in luggage is a genius. The moment I landed in Athens, I could see that the suitcases were still in Paris. The person who helped me with the lost luggage said the AirTags made her job easier. Now, it’s time to find dinner and get some sleep.
Had someone show up for an interview AN HOUR EARLY today. I already knew I didn't wanna work with him before I walked into the interview.
Get this baby on the red carpet, these critiques are all we need!
I have some little friends helping me recruit voters. Every time they come over and harass me, four students immediately sign my petitions.
For the record, I was polite but firm in refusing to engage (except for the photo).
I once asked a former Taskmaster contestant if they thought I'd be good on Taskmaster and he said, "Well, you could start with some small shows at Edinburgh Fringe and work up through the comedy scene a bit" and, honestly, thank you so much for putting me in my place.
I have never purchased a salad with edamame where it seemed the person knew portion control. I'm eating vegetables because I didn't want to fight dinner.