USHumorEmpire @USHumorEmpire
USHumorEmpire - Your Source for American Laughter! Dive into the world of humor with us! United States Joined January 2024-
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What did the grape say when the elephant stepped on it? Nothing, it just let out a little wine!
Why don't elephants use computers? They're afraid of the mouse!
What do you get when you cross a snowman and a dog? Frostbite!
Why don't oysters donate to charity? Because they're shellfish!
Why did the cat sit on the computer? Because it wanted to keep an eye on the mouse!
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This is how you take out the garbage. Bravo to Georgia state troopers.
Joe Biden just read “Pause” off of his teleprompter before his “crowd” started chanting “Four More Years”. The Biden campaign is now manufacturing chants at his poorly attended rallies. Pathetic.
BREAKING: Tesla has dropped all Model Y trim prices in the U.S. by $2,000. • Model Y RWD: $42,990 (from $44,990) • Model Y Long Range: $47,990 (from $49,990) • Model Y Performance: $51,490 (from $53,4900)
Elon Musk confirmed that his scheduled trip to India has been canceled, but he is looking forward to visiting later this year. 🇮🇳
Order your first robot car at Tesla.com
NEWS: Tesla FSD (Supervised) v12.3.5 has started rolling out to employees. Normal customers should get it in the next couple days. 12.3.4 came out just 10 days ago.
BREAKING: Tesla has dropped all Model S trim prices in the U.S. by $2,000. • Model S Long Range: $72,990 (from $74,990) • Model S Plaid: $87,990 (from $89,990)
Enjoy this video of Biden talking about how many ‘F*ck Joe Biden’ signs he sees and how many little kids flip him off 🤣
Do you support President Trump as he battles the deep state? YES or NO? Drop a 🇺🇸 below so I can follow you back!
Crime is out of control
Let it be known. JOE BIDEN STARTED WWIII Not President Trump.