Chamomile Paglia @Ultracrepa
VP Marketing @DennysDiner Leon Czolgosz Stan Account Hell, MI Joined February 2015-
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Why be upset, the Argentines just let you finish early
Mikayla Peterson touring the thing that makes your 2% milk
Mikayla Peterson touring the thing that makes your 2% milk https://t.co/g6vlJVn7kP
Je suis Faze Cumdumpster
The Kegger Will Not Be Televised
The Kegger Will Not Be Televised
Mom, can we go to McDonalds and get an Alcibiades? No, we have Alcibiades at home
Mom, can we go to McDonalds and get an Alcibiades? No, we have Alcibiades at home
Time to log in and do my duty as the bravest solider on the internet, the joke explainer
The old world is dying, and the new world struggles to be born: now is the time of monsters
@Ale_Mussolini_ . V | /0\
Wrong, today is 6 Floréal and it is the day of the Galbrezu
Wrong, today is 6 Floréal and it is the day of the Galbrezu https://t.co/H7ZGgKZWCT
Me and who?
had peanut butter on my venetian blinds. not actually very mysterious that it went down like that
In bizarro world Mission Impossible relaunched Emilio Estevez into a megastar
In bizarro world Mission Impossible relaunched Emilio Estevez into a megastar
I want a job where I can phone it in as much as Richard Dean Anderson in Stargate
@Ultracrepa in an ideal bar, the staff would threaten you with physical violence if you tried controlling what music was played
‘Would that the trees might speak on behalf of all things that have roots, and punish those that wrong them!’
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ozzfactor 🇵🇸 @uphidian
480 Followers 619 Following former gas station worker / i only listen to heavy metal and country music anymore / my old account got banned for goatse /@ozzfactor.bsky.social
ultramarathon running.. @christweetsllc
4K Followers 2K Following Some kinda leftist Shitpoaster. Runner. Beagle dad. Somebody got Paula Cole ready in that 56 Chevy and all they did was go sit in the shade.
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Horrace P. Mctitties .. @littlenutsac
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390 Followers 470 Following Oooooh Earth Rider... Thanks for the Great Lakes!
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@MargaretAtwood If only you gave a shit about the college students being beaten to hell and expelled for exercising their free speech against genocide, as much as you give a shit about writers being "censored" by people protesting that genocide
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When protests are not about actually explaining your cause or trying to engage journalists who are there to listen. @Peggynoonannyc describes her visit to Columbia before the raid.
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An unjustified DUI can destroy the life of an otherwise law-abiding citizen.
@TheMadMoth I am under the impression that we have extremely different definitions of genocide. What is yours and what evidence do you have to support the idea that a genocide is occurring in Gaza ?
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i mostly view myself as american, i don't think of myself as particularly racialized or oppressed or anything. but god damn sometimes you gotta take a step back and marvel at the free pass you get in this country to say whatever the fuck you want about arabs and muslims
buy my new book: The Perfidious Moslem
In essence, you are looking at an innovation. The Palestinian Arabs are *quite* capable of innovating warfare and are bringing a new idea to US soil. You may ask yourself “Why raise Palestinian Flags? Why bar Jewish students from their own campuses? Why hold mass Islamic prayer…
@peterbakernyt @Peggynoonannyc Ah yes, Peggy Noonan. The epitome of a good-faith messenger for left wing protest.
@peterbakernyt @Peggynoonannyc Tremendously sad that kids today do not want to talk to Peggy Noonan.
@DukeMcFrenzy Ghosts are valid
@creeptwin I hear that Behind the Bastards at work and I was just dumbfounded. I went upstairs on my break and, ironically, chiropractors came up and I mentioned how the guy said he learned it from ghosts. My coworker looks me dead in the eyes and says, "Whats wrong with that?"
Leaning about how the guy who founded chiropractic "medicine" learned it from a ghost
First day back on Twitter and already causing shit 👑😎
at these prices, why wouldn't you bribe a few members of Congress if you're a foreign govt?
U.S. Congressman Henry Cuellar & His Wife Charged with Bribery, Unlawful Foreign Influence & Money Laundering Schemes Congressman Allegedly Accepted $600,000 in Bribes from Two Foreign Entities in Exchange for Official Acts as a Member of Congress 🔗: justice.gov/opa/pr/us-cong…
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