Lauren @UnwiseSocrates

Modern Gothic two story fixer-upper. The original unicorn superhero. knitastrophy.tumblr.com Brooklyn & Chicago Joined January 2011

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Lauren @UnwiseSocrates

2 years ago

Asexuality self image crisis: is it a mosquito bite (desireable) or pimple (undesirable) ::scratches:: They want me.

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Lauren @UnwiseSocrates

2 years ago

Remember the era of New York fashion when we had to figure out whether it was personal style or undiagnosed mental illness?

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Lauren @UnwiseSocrates

2 years ago

Having to text someone “I can’t google who ‘Rowan Blanchard’ is because l have too many tabs open on the Lynn Johnston divorce drama from 2008” is sobering to say the least.

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Lauren @UnwiseSocrates

2 years ago

I don’t know if l am done reading books or l just need to clear up my hard drive. Probably the former, l am not referencing soliloquies unless l am utterly stoned.

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Nothing breaks the facade of authority for a YouTube exposé video quite like the host trying to sound out simple words that they should know if they any so-called journalistic intentions. (A little treat for us.)

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Lauren @UnwiseSocrates

2 years ago

Entering “private mode” to search for Target bed shams really feels damning.

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Lauren @UnwiseSocrates

2 years ago

@OnlyVeesAz Awesome, thank you! Last question: which of the paper stock do you recommend? I literally don’t know the difference from luster to exhibit fiber. I barely passed photography in college lol.

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Lauren @UnwiseSocrates

3 years ago

Remember when “RAWR XD” was a philosophy?

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Lauren @UnwiseSocrates

3 years ago

We can ensure economic prosperity if we just restarted the economic workforce with secured jobs from finally inventing the microwave that silently cooks while your roommate sleeps in the adjoining room.

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derek guy @dieworkwear

3 years ago

The Rock's suit is interesting because it illustrates the limits of made-to-measure. 🧵

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Lauren @UnwiseSocrates

3 years ago

Not sure what to do with my day: Shut down mentally or mentally shut down.

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Latif Nasser @latifnasser

4 years ago

Last year, a coworker randomly asked me to hand-deliver an antique violin across the country. I said yes, because why not. I had no idea what I was getting into, and now I need your help. A 🧵