Rachel McCartney @RachelMComedy
Aspiring butterface instagram.com/rachelmcomedy Queens, NY Joined May 2013-
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cool thing about the midwest is if two guys are drinking in a garage you can just join them
Fine by me. Women have reassured me they wouldn't touch me with a ten foot pole.
Years ago I asked The Godfather to kill a guy who was harassing my daughter and now I need to finally repay the favor. I was really hoping this day would never come but I guess I have to go suck him off
animal farm is a really stupid title for a book. of course there’s animals on a fucking farm
Breaking my Twitter hiatus to let you all know I LOVE THIS SONG youtube.com/watch?v=7QOKXW…
Bad timing.
.@DylanAdler6 was caught completely off guard when his identical twin brother came out to him
Nerdy high school kid making a deep fake porno of himself so people will stop calling him a virgin
Hunter Biden The right 🤝 “We should be able to fuck m&m’s”
It’s crazy that the subway has dudes who masturbate and dudes who yell “SHOWTIME” and they’re entirely different dudes
Kennedy Center on Feb. 16. Two shows. Come through, DC.
They updated the love languages, it’s 6 now
Got an order of (2) crab cakes and a friend asked if they could “steal one.” Like it’s fries. Unhinged behavior
It really means if life don’t stop lifing like this I’m gone be cooking for Betty White real quick
It really means if life don’t stop lifing like this I’m gone be cooking for Betty White real quick
It’s unreal that this is a US senator. This should just be a girl in my life who gives me anxiety
It’s unreal that this is a US senator. This should just be a girl in my life who gives me anxiety
I am not expressing an opinion, but did promise to conduct this poll. Did OJ Simpson and Pee-wee Herman deserve to get arrested?
I like how the Holocaust used to be “never again” and now we’re all watching a nazi version of the Blues Brothers getting the band back together
Ginny Hogan_ @ginnyhogan_
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Julia Claire @ohJuliatweets
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gianmarco @GianmarcoSoresi
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Mike Recine @mikerecine
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Dan Wickes @dan_wickes
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David 🇬🇧 🇺�.. @inbred_autist
78 Followers 255 Following inbred schizophrenic autistic borderline retard 2x stroke survivor have it harder than every minority and woman in the west
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Ginny Hogan_ @ginnyhogan_
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gianmarco @GianmarcoSoresi
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Anya Volz @AnyaVolz
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Dan Wickes @dan_wickes
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Amy Silverberg @AmySilverberg
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Diego Lopez @thisdiegolopez
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amber rollo @ambercrollo
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Lindsay Dougherty @LindsayD399
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I have two tickets to @robintran04 's show tonight that I can't make it to. If anyone wants to go, I won't charge for the pair of tickets.
Topher Grace should write a letter asking the judge to give a harsher sentence
Being trapped at Burning Man seems almost as bad as being trapped in a conversation with someone who went to Burning Man
@Variety Y’all know our union is made up of the best writers of this generation , right? Like our literal job is to craft compelling narratives that people binge. You’re not gonna beat us at this. We’re not budging on room size.
@PatrickURGenius @HilaryBettis @Variety Yes, how dare they write the way that people naturally speak. Hate to see THAT on tv. Iambic pentameter only pls!!
"What's your stand on that?" I said, "I completely agree. And you should discuss it further with a captain." I pointed again to the check-in table. He walked away. In the other direction. I am a showrunner (not that he asked or had any way of knowing). And I asked for this. 2/2
Monday, I was on the line at Amazon. My sign: "Room Size Matters." A man approached, said he was from Variety. Could he ask me some questions? I politely suggested he go to check-in and talk to a WGA captain. He pointed to my sign. "But that's what I want to talk about." 1/2
TV Staff Minimum Remains Key Sticking Point, But Some in WGA Privately Grumble: 'Nobody Asked for This' variety.com/2023/biz/news/…
Every leak from the studios is like, “Writers and actors may be asking for fair pay, but we’ve found a very anonymous person who says, actually, nobody wants fair pay”
The WGA proposed that TV shows should hire a minimum of six to 12 writers, but some writers disagree. “Nobody asked for this,” said one prominent showrunner. “Every showrunner I know is against this. It doesn’t make sense to anybody.” bit.ly/3sk06cw
And NOW it’s WGA official. Welcome back to the table, AMPTP.
@eggshellfriend me (an empath) im sensing you really want to play some skeeball right now
The girl sitting next to me at the coffee shop is sobbing crying her boyfriend just tried comforting her by asking if she wants to go to Dave & Busters
her: your profile on this dating app has attracted me, a woman him:
I have met and/or worked with people who have been very rich for 20 years or more and they are completely divorced from modern American life (don't know how to run a washing machine or know what Mountain Dew is, for example) and the strike is being caused by men who are 50x worse
Bob Iger: "I awaken to the sound of rattling chains! Am I in the presence of the ghost of Christmas past? Will you not speak to me, spirit?" Ron Perlman lighting the drapes on fire with a smoldering cigar: "more than one way to lose a house."
Hard to overstate how cool it is that Hollywood writers are joining Amazon workers on the picket line, the same day actors launch their strike.
Striking writers joining @Teamsters picketers at an @amazon delivery hub in Santa Clarita! #AmazonCrime #1u #WGAstrike
@Pappiness The downfall of modern society started with the phrase, "fiduciary duty to their shareholders"
@jimbo055 @Pappiness In case you’re not trolling: the average SAG member makes 40k a year. Fran Drescher is the union president. She’s not lobbying to get more money for herself! Famous actors make far more than union minimums.
The great irony of the DGA deal is that the body of the DGA didn't believe the AMPTP would ever let SAG-AFTRA strike and they just wanted to keep working. They traded away a chance at real streaming residuals for two weeks.
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