Joe Kelley @UtilizeShrooms
Parody Account. I do not represent Joe Kelley's opinions in any way. Go listen to his stand-up comedy album. linktr.ee/UtilizeShrooms Flint, MI Joined February 2013-
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I think Tony Montana could've been happy and successful working as a dishwasher and still fucked that guy's lady had it not been for the boot scootin' boogie.
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The hit list has turned the tables
The hit list has turned the tables
I'm happy to live in a society where if you're useless and don't have tits, you just eat food in front of your phone or yell at it until people think you're important.
I take it all back brother. I love them. Brother. Wish my daughter, Brooke, would've picked one like this! #Summerslam #HulkHogan
I take it all back brother. I love them. Brother. Wish my daughter, Brooke, would've picked one like this! #Summerslam #HulkHogan
Jelly Roll looks like a combination of Eugene and James Ellsworth. Brother. #Summerslam #HulkHogan
Too much pigment for me, brother. #Summerslam #HulkHogan
Too much pigment for me, brother. #Summerslam #HulkHogan
I'm not sure, brother. But just not in my section of the diner. Brother. #Summerslam #HulkHogan
I'm not sure, brother. But just not in my section of the diner. Brother. #Summerslam #HulkHogan
Best person won, brother. And not because of her wrestling abilities. Brother. #Summerslam #HulkHogan
Best person won, brother. And not because of her wrestling abilities. Brother. #Summerslam #HulkHogan
I'll tell ya what brother, when I heard Jelly Roll had been to prison, I expected him to look a little different. Brother. #SummerSlam #HulkHogan
Logan Paul is great, but his music sounds like something my daughter, Brooke, would like. 😡 #SummerSlam #HulkHogan
Listen brother, I've said how I feel, but that doesn't mean Jade Cargill can't take my vitamins. #SummerSlam #HulkHogan
If the Black Scorpion shows up, I'm out of here brother. #SummerSlam #HulkHogan
Sami Zayn wouldn't go to the darkside, unlike my daughter, Brooke. #SummerSlam #HulkHogan
I don't like going to 7/11 after 10:30pm #SummerSlam #HulkHogan
Why couldn't they all be like Virgil? #SummerSlam #HulkHogan
This match is good because THEY aren't involved. #SummerSlam #HulkHogan
I'm gonna live-tweet (live-x) #SummerSlam from the perspective of Hulk Hogan
Am I pro-semitism if I say Jewish people clearly control the entertainment and media industries and I'm cool with it?
Obama thought he was a gay chef
Obama thought he was a gay chef
"Became one of my favorite professors because he put my penis in his mouth and gave me an A. Sorry... gave me his A. Uh honka honka! AWWOOOOOGA!"
"Became one of my favorite professors because he put my penis in his mouth and gave me an A. Sorry... gave me his A. Uh honka honka! AWWOOOOOGA!"
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