Vampiremoder @Vampire_moder
All posts are either schizo posts or bang reports. Despite being a schizo, vampire moder’s posts are bang reports. DMs open, no takes refused Joined September 2026-
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Hanged out with my good friend R. Sperged out about how I actually hope the robots fucking murder everyone. Then checked the sky to see if there were 3 stars and it was still the holy day.
Meeting a girl the first time is amazing and exhilirating Setting up future meets is agonizing and boring so I’m gonna try to get chatgpt to do it
@ex_ai_gf @darkmagicbf I’ve never had this issue with anyone except my mom, she got bored of me when I was 3 and walked away but now she’s 70 years old, still making random accounts on diff sites to let me know jesus is coming back
Many can dream whimsically. Fewer can ship whimsically. The people in the overlap can run nations
the thing about ordering art from whimsical people is that the delivery date is also whimsical. still waiting on prints i ordered months ago.
@Spanish_Techno The Heart Is Deceitful Above All Things
If someone is fucking with you for laugh, a very rudimentary response is to play the “lets keep playing this game” game. Eventually they will reach the “this isnt fun anymore” stage. Then the “I’m not comfy stage”. There are infinite stages after this to explore.
I’m pathologically incapable of telling if someone is lying intuitively (lack of reality testing + more common psych problems of ppl who read this stuff.) I compensate by some mix of Game Theory and knowing that Consequences Aren’t Real.
@Spanish_Techno I wish I could tell you its just a show, bad people aren’t real, and have that be remotely believable 🥲
@Spanish_Techno I'm in this picture and it fucking sucks
@MomaBera Some of us insomniacs have severe CPTSD (in addition to taking too many stimulants of course. I’m not a weirdo)
the problem with 'leaving twitter' is that this is still where actual smart ppl are every other platform is full 20 year olds with mini mics trying to explain shit to me whereas twitter is full of fat ugly ppl who would never dare show their face but actually know their onions
@FuckedUpYogis I always wanted to do this in my life because I needed it but unfortunately its just not my role. I can tell funny stories and have stupid adventures and thats pretty much it.
I should have started smoking weed at 5 years old
@allTheYud @TwinkBukowski He meant professional manwhores. Honestly gotta say you should probably leave this one to us
@funplings Fuck dream man/woman (150 iq rs girly of any downstairs configuration) Kill sexy model (sry) Marry mussolini, he is already used to getting all of his ideas from bpd ashkenazis we would be great.
-trying to flirt with a straight woman in 2026- i wouldn't date a bi guy either!
No jeans but this is what were rocking today
There’s a flirtee discussion going on if girl next door or sexy dressing gets more male attention and I’m planning to a-b test this (If I can get my hands on a pair of high waisted jeans)
@funplings Fuck: Benito Mussolini Marry: Benito Mussolini Kill: Benito Mussolini
jimmy @kittyberry145
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Roman Hauksson-Neill @RomanHauksson
1K Followers 2K Following give me anonymous feedback: https://t.co/e4jkGVqgH3
Roman Hauksson-Neill @RomanHauksson
1K Followers 2K Following give me anonymous feedback: https://t.co/e4jkGVqgH3
hot_cocoa_girl @hot_cocoa_girl
2K Followers 398 Following splash around in my stream of consciousness I’m right about everything
erik reeds @cooljamz3d
846 Followers 540 Following i contain multitudes // RS-PK coach DM for a session
hero thousandfaces @1thousandfaces_
11K Followers 2K Following For now we see through a glass, darkly; but then face to face: now I know in part; but then shall I know even as also I am known.
Liz Is Amused @lizisamused
3K Followers 1K Following Millennial woman amused by terrible takes on gender, dating, & sex. I aim for reasonable discussion of these issues, so I roast men AND women 🔥
Amitryptyling @AmiEverAfter
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Cartoons Hate Her! @CartoonsHateHer
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das crystal @crystalxduan
6K Followers 4K Following your favorite youth pastor's favorite youth pastor | cultural psychoanalyst | dialectical absolutionist
second person shooter @precariti
9K Followers 2K Following after akira it/its liv is my wife @bluebrryowlet
Rhett @rhett__15
636 Followers 107 Following Fluffer Whisperer™️. "Jiu-jitsu for CNC" instructor. Rat-curious. Once read a book on AI. Community-pilled. Girlfriend obsessed. (118 of 365 españols had)
maja 🔭🍒 @majamediaco
17K Followers 3K Following narrative operator, maker of memes, writer of poems, etc. writing toward aliveness ⟡°. ⋆༺𖤓༻⋆. °⟡.
meadowtreader @mudscryer
3K Followers 451 Following fallowing in the fields ⚘𓆥༄ ₊⊹ soil biology PhD ⟿ metaphysician ⊹꙳ evil gay guy. female fuckboy. Dr. faggot to you ⊹₊ᯓ✩ welcome to my digital prosthesis ✩ᯓ₊⊹
Rachel Zader @RachelZader
6K Followers 2K Following mental health/addiction/anger counselor, research fiend, off-duty fashion model, MFT-in-training, victim advocate ▫️ Bay ↔️ LA ▫️fiat lux forever💡
Alice @AliceBunnyland2
7K Followers 600 Following she/they - florist and bunny - CA $alicenbunnyland - Venmo alicenbunnyland
Hannah @Spanish_Techno
4K Followers 3K Following Like Anne Hathaway if she was impulsive, gay, and not an award-winning actress
Chesed @Chesedgirl
8K Followers 670 Following Fluffer A. almost trad wife. surprisingly agentic for a sex doll. https://t.co/MapyLrU35m
Nicholas Grant @FullyKnownExp
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Ruby @rubydice100
2K Followers 186 Following Organizer of unusual orgies. One-boxer. Fluffer. Nonchalantly poly. Happily married.
Pandora (Dr. Bimbo) @Pandora_Delaney
5K Followers 544 Following (she/prey) Stanford PhD turned full-time slut. Writing at SlutStack about wholesome degeneracy. Verified Good Girl™️
Talia 🌿 @TaliaGraceSable
40K Followers 273 Following Breaking up the monotony with some non-monogamy. Receiver of gifts and keeper of souls 🔮 Ask an LLM about me
dj microbeads @djmicrobeads
569 Followers 413 Following lifting weights/making things/writing/sleeping. JOIN 1 HOUR CLUB: https://t.co/UarcDsOzQW OR HANG OUT IRL @amsofficehours
Bryan Johnson @bryan_johnson
2.2M Followers 674 Following Founder Immortals, Blueprint, Kernel, Braintree Venmo. Conquering death will be humanity’s greatest achievement.You might like
