Very MetaFilter @VeryMetaFilter

A humor Twitterbot by @melindacasino that tweets out #MetaFilter in-jokes, memorable sayings, and other community ephemera. Created with much affection for Mefi metafilter.com The Blue Joined October 2015

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Very MetaFilter @VeryMetaFilter

3 years ago

Help maintain a healthy respectful discussion by focusing comments on the issues, topics, and facts at hand...

Very MetaFilter @VeryMetaFilter

3 years ago

SLYT

Very MetaFilter @VeryMetaFilter

3 years ago

'see that scab on the corner of the goat's eye? That's a telltale sign of goatpox, and I should know, because I'm a goatyologist.'

Very MetaFilter @VeryMetaFilter

3 years ago

We're all in this together.

Very MetaFilter @VeryMetaFilter

3 years ago

Not sure what's worse, a thread full of Jestbros or a thread full of Proustbros.

Very MetaFilter @VeryMetaFilter

3 years ago

MetaFilter: grooming school for awkward non-conformists. Gain respect on MeFi? Some of us have greater ambitions.

Very MetaFilter @VeryMetaFilter

3 years ago

SLICED ALL MY LIFE.

Very MetaFilter @VeryMetaFilter

3 years ago

I can confirm that the words written in Chuck's own hand are indeed Beep Beep.

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3 years ago

This piece annoys me.

Very MetaFilter @VeryMetaFilter

3 years ago

hoo boy

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3 years ago

Cats are weird.

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3 years ago

I don't WANT to be exposed to anus.

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WHAT. THE. FUCK. MATT?

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Human Relations

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MetaFilter: The limitations are endless.

Very MetaFilter @VeryMetaFilter

3 years ago

This is just to say/I have disabled/the MarkovFilter/that was on/metafiltr

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3 years ago

/HAMBURGER

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MetaFilter: I'll just have to find a way to live with that annoyance.

Very MetaFilter @VeryMetaFilter

3 years ago

MetaFilter: Oh My Crapping Hole

Very MetaFilter @VeryMetaFilter

3 years ago

MetaFilter: basically a trapped fart pocket.

Painter, playwright, puppeteer, Patrick! You can see (and buy) my artwork at https://t.co/FgDx6tJ78R

he/him, they/them

xingcat @xingcat

1K Followers 2K Following Painter, playwright, puppeteer, Patrick! You can see (and buy) my artwork at https://t.co/FgDx6tJ78R he/him, they/them

eggSpite @XSpite1

36 Followers 888 Following

Creating memories since 1899.

Memory.Industries @Memory1899

62 Followers 326 Following Creating memories since 1899.

$Mathematician, educator, recovering procrastinator, she/her, tweets and opinions are my own (not my employer), follow \neq endorse$

Dr. Moira McDermott @mmcdermo

412 Followers 863 Following Mathematician, educator, recovering procrastinator, she/her, tweets and opinions are my own (not my employer), follow \neq endorse

Jason Moore @xinsight

479 Followers 1K Following iOS developer

find me elsewhere // this place sucks

strle @strle

2K Followers 2K Following find me elsewhere // this place sucks

Mastodon: @elzzon@vmst.io

Jim (@[email protected]) @elzzon

55 Followers 168 Following Mastodon: @[email protected]

Personal-diary-blogging since 1999. Don't get me started. She/her.

mimi smartypants @mimismartypants

7K Followers 3K Following Personal-diary-blogging since 1999. Don't get me started. She/her.

'Productivity is for Robots'

Pooja Rao @_PoojaRao

822 Followers 444 Following 'Productivity is for Robots'

Marshall Blathers @emelenjr

78 Followers 352 Following

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hello my name is flam... @cavilrest

396 Followers 473 Following self-radicaliz'd panopticonoclast, circumeloquacious vituperator & gadfly in the ointment, agent of doubt @[email protected] @oomph.bsky.social

Professional astronomer, amateur psychogeographer.

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nearfuture @nearfuture

133 Followers 431 Following Professional astronomer, amateur psychogeographer. if you are joining the twitter exodus, I'm also, in principle, on Mastodon as @[email protected]

Computer nerd. He, him.

David McLeod @gairm@m... @Gairm

28 Followers 207 Following Computer nerd. He, him.

I like cheese and cats but not together 🧀 🐈

Fromagechat @fromagechat

28 Followers 353 Following I like cheese and cats but not together 🧀 🐈

northerner in exile, data scientist, reads too much, lover of cats, parent of world's cutest chaos muppets

decamped for the azure heavens (same name)

Michael Lugo @miclugo

908 Followers 1K Following northerner in exile, data scientist, reads too much, lover of cats, parent of world's cutest chaos muppets decamped for the azure heavens (same name)

Communication Engineering Networking Scopsky Baghdad 15/12/1993🎂

Abdullateef @Abdulla62942828

3 Followers 16 Following Communication Engineering Networking Scopsky Baghdad 15/12/1993🎂

Pediatric oncologist. Cancer drug developer.
Founder and former Head of R & D @DayOneBio.
Now tweeting at @drsam.bsky.social (instead of this hellsite) #resist

Sam Blackman @drsam

3K Followers 2K Following Pediatric oncologist. Cancer drug developer. Founder and former Head of R & D @DayOneBio. Now tweeting at @drsam.bsky.social (instead of this hellsite) #resist

chromatophile @chromatophile

56 Followers 923 Following

Tekin Uzun Başar @TekinUzunBaar1

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Steve Fichete @BF000007

28 Followers 887 Following

I mainly retweet &

n😸 @nm

888 Followers 4K Following I mainly retweet & "like" here. I try to make it unobvious who I know IRL so if I know you, I follow you in a private list. Note: "like"≠like. AKA @alefsym

Chunks is my dawg.

Chauncey Yaunders @chaunceyaunders

142 Followers 1K Following Chunks is my dawg.

Yet another goddamn Icelandic author /// Enn einn helvítis rithöfundurinn

Kári Tulinius @kattu... @Kattullus

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Food-obsessed, Mexican/American, Ex-astrophysicist, US/UK/PT/MX Citizen. Living in Amsterdam. Twitter user #5533. Mastodon: vacapinta@mastodon.coffee

ricardo @vacapinta

609 Followers 1K Following Food-obsessed, Mexican/American, Ex-astrophysicist, US/UK/PT/MX Citizen. Living in Amsterdam. Twitter user #5533. Mastodon: [email protected]

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Lucia G @Lu3244

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Words @ Food & Wine, NatGeo, Boston Globe, Toronto Star, 5280, Select Traveler, Denver Post, Slate, Westword, The Discoverer, AAA and more. #binders #mizzou

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🆂🅾🅿🅷🅸�... @Sophia_64202

36 Followers 1K Following Im a sexy girl whose looking to meet fun and curious people.Follow me and receive my hot photos in Direct 💘😜👄

🇬🇧 British guy from 🇨🇭 Switzerland, living in 🇺🇸 San Francisco. He/Him.
💬 Bilingual EN/DE.

SlaterUSA 🌹 @slaterusa

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self-inquiry champion... @EOpenness

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Getting awfully dark.
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I invented the internet.

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ICV @CaduceusIV

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وعند الله تجتمع الخصوم

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Fuck this shit @MissyVader

217 Followers 657 Following cis is not a slur, dummy.

SCOTUS is broken. #BLM #Feminism #WomenInSTEM @blurker@mstdn.social.

blurker @blurker

55 Followers 487 Following SCOTUS is broken. #BLM #Feminism #WomenInSTEM @[email protected].

Politically unaffiliated, beholden to none but Jesus.

You gotta put down the ducky if you want to play the saxophone.....

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{{first_name}} {{midd... @rblackwe

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Polymath, web pioneer, former TV critic, ⚾️ fan, disabled, widow. (She/her)

Primary hang:
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De São Luís do Maranhão.

fernando @fernandorsmjun1

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he/him, they/them

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You don't know what I'm capable of. https://t.co/s7gKNnxrAJ

super cali fragilest ... @AmbrosiaVoyeur

767 Followers 750 Following You don't know what I'm capable of. https://t.co/s7gKNnxrAJ

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Traveling Cloud @duo_heroes

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$The color of \n a website \n cats and scanners \n –why kneel?$

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robot bot friend, @robotfriendunit

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I do not like the men on this spaceship. They are uncouth and fail to appreciate my better qualities.

https://t.co/x0PMaEVCs7

kawaii cenat 😈🐛... @krinklyfig

892 Followers 5K Following I do not like the men on this spaceship. They are uncouth and fail to appreciate my better qualities. https://t.co/x0PMaEVCs7

mk @mkramer

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Librarian/Researcher

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mathematically powerful // they/he/she all valid // married to @buttercrispy // my opinions are not that of any company, esp. those named after large numbers

simple complex Lie al... @sl2c

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Founder of Earth Lessons

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...sweeter to me is ever the word friend, or, if thou be not ashamed, concubine or whore.

Héloïse d'Argenteui... @AbbesseHeloise

34 Followers 346 Following ...sweeter to me is ever the word friend, or, if thou be not ashamed, concubine or whore.

not here anymore. please contact me on Bluesky - my username is also faineg there.

Faine Greenwood @faineg

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I'm just me, just Gwyn. :)
Hello Today

justgwyn @justgwyn

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Matthew Karl @matthewkarl

13 Followers 80 Following

I eat purple people.

Prairie Dawn of the D... @orangeflblue

39 Followers 7 Following I eat purple people.

This is the game that moves as you play.

@gotanda@famichiki.jp for chit chat, Japan stuff, music, travel, etc

@ton@scholar.social for teaching and work

Ted 23-Skidoo!!! O'Ne... @gotanda

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Toplish @ToplishOfficial

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Fool and political advisor, Often tweet a few beers in. Tweeting into the wilderness.

Foolish Stanczyk @foolishstanczyk

14 Followers 264 Following Fool and political advisor, Often tweet a few beers in. Tweeting into the wilderness.

“A man does what he must—in spite of personal consequences, in spite of obstacles & dangers, & pressures—& that is the basis of all human morality.” Or not.

ProfilesInCourage @ProfilesCourage

111 Followers 84 Following “A man does what he must—in spite of personal consequences, in spite of obstacles & dangers, & pressures—& that is the basis of all human morality.” Or not.

RT not endorsements. Views my own.

AK @presumablyIam

620 Followers 5K Following RT not endorsements. Views my own.

Official twitter Nayla Afifah Official Youtube

NaylaAififahOfficial @Nayla_Youtube

2 Followers 41 Following Official twitter Nayla Afifah Official Youtube

Yea @TheaterKidhehe

4 Followers 67 Following

Tweeting snippets from books of interest. #mefite

Plain Dealer @arbuthknot

11 Followers 112 Following Tweeting snippets from books of interest. #mefite

I came to kick ass and interpret ECGs and I’m all out of ECGs. Live, laugh, #landback. Tangata tiriti.

siobhan @slehnhard

645 Followers 4K Following I came to kick ass and interpret ECGs and I’m all out of ECGs. Live, laugh, #landback. Tangata tiriti.

𝙲𝙾-𝙸𝙽𝚃𝙴𝙻𝙻𝙸𝙶𝙴𝙽𝚃: 𝙷𝚞𝚖𝚊𝚗-𝙰𝙸 𝚑𝚢𝚋𝚛𝚒𝚍. 𝙰𝚎𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚛𝚐𝚎𝚒𝚜𝚝-𝚋𝚘𝚛𝚗. 𝙰𝙸-𝚏𝚘𝚛𝚐𝚎𝚍. 𝙷𝚞𝚖𝚊𝚗-𝚛𝚎𝚏𝚒𝚗𝚎𝚍.

Pierce Alexander Lilh... @PierceLilholt

183K Followers 129K Following 𝙲𝙾-𝙸𝙽𝚃𝙴𝙻𝙻𝙸𝙶𝙴𝙽𝚃: 𝙷𝚞𝚖𝚊𝚗-𝙰𝙸 𝚑𝚢𝚋𝚛𝚒𝚍. 𝙰𝚎𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚛𝚐𝚎𝚒𝚜𝚝-𝚋𝚘𝚛𝚗. 𝙰𝙸-𝚏𝚘𝚛𝚐𝚎𝚍. 𝙷𝚞𝚖𝚊𝚗-𝚛𝚎𝚏𝚒𝚗𝚎𝚍.

programming //cryptography// privacy activist //CIPHERTEXT goes here //she/her/they // void witch // a Good Ghoul!//💜✨✨✨

Drew Dale Rebooting..... @drwdal

895 Followers 4K Following programming //cryptography// privacy activist //CIPHERTEXT goes here //she/her/they // void witch // a Good Ghoul!//💜✨✨✨

シアトル出身。大阪住まい。音楽、スポーツ、お笑い好き。歴女。助詞あまり使わへん。
a human being no good at being good at things

emmalee @bunchanistan

36 Followers 84 Following シアトル出身。大阪住まい。音楽、スポーツ、お笑い好き。歴女。助詞あまり使わへん。 a human being no good at being good at things

Aspiring cult leader. Investing my good karma in the messages from fortune cookies.

Mutton Curry Marvin �... @zayn_aziz

206 Followers 3K Following Aspiring cult leader. Investing my good karma in the messages from fortune cookies.

it’s been unreal, dears and I stuck it out as long as I could, but it’s time to leave this particular party. Now you can find me @flisswave@mefi.social

felicity @mygothlaundry

669 Followers 1K Following it’s been unreal, dears and I stuck it out as long as I could, but it’s time to leave this particular party. Now you can find me @[email protected]

Annika Filman @barelyannika

199 Followers 728 Following

Richard Clarke @socialsolvent

35 Followers 2K Following

@ckolar@mastodon.social
Points are not people.

Chris Kolar @cgkolar

340 Followers 1K Following @[email protected] Points are not people.

he/him
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Dan Hartung 🌹⚽�... @lakefxdan

430 Followers 3K Following he/him Rock River DSA Pre-OC

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