VerymuchsoBranch @VerymuchsoB

I better not be developing a nut allergy I'm going to be so freaking nettled

Happy In Appendix Day

Yeah okay this account is easily the best one on Twitter. Everybody has fun here

Get rid of the ozone layer

@artecpar @CORPSE_Husband @CORPSE Oh that's funny my Cooked Potato merch got here yesterday and I ordered them today, weird ig

@realDonaldTrump And it still wasn't enough

@aubrey_huff @realDonaldTrump This is the real one

@Mabui88 @ProjectLincoln @realDonaldTrump Cool bye

BREAKING: The Cooked Potato decides that they will "enter the arena" and join the 2020 Election last-minute. Reporters say many are rioting poll places to change their votes to favor the Cooked Party. Fifty million votes are expected to switch.

I've got something up my sleeve

If my future child has to write a DBQ on the first presidental debate of 2020 it's going to end up as an anti-bullying paper or something

@evants04 Me?

@chadeezy1 @OfficialChidori @ChadLe14 It has been over a month and I still have yet to figure out what kind of English that is

Double 4 like, 1 retweet, 1 comment special. I think we've made it in this career guys. I'm excited for what the future holds for this account and big shout out to all of you I might have to do a TRACFONE - Alcatel MYFLIP A405DL - Gray giveaway

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The newly founded, "The Cooked Potato Space Program" has hit the ground running

I appreciate the shout-out to The Cooked Potato, but please, we really don't need any help, if anything, we need to lose subscribers because we simply have too many

Just advertising The Cooked Potato Official Website again. There is so much context behind this image it could actually be an AP test diagram where you have to identify, explain, and justify the references in this photo because wow. Remember this image

There also isn't a watermark

Jake Paul's going to be showing up in the alien's "Earth History" textbook for the chapter 19: The Plummet. On the bright side this racial justice movement has to be the most supported of, well, all of them! Keep it up! Also peep this guy lol, that's not me

And while those who are purging and looting are undoubtedly taking it too far as violence causes tragedy on both sides; history has also seen that strictly to black people; the only difference being not as many people confronted the violence at the time. Still no joke, ily tho