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A tribute to people, without whom F# 9 wouldn't have been possible: github.com/dotnet/fsharp/… Can't thank y'all enough!
NBomber Studio Released! Welcome to NBomber Studio, a powerful management tool designed by NBomber for managing and interacting with NBomber load tests. nbomber.com/docs/nbomber-s… #fsharp #csharp #dotnet #loadtesting #testautomation
ran over on my lunch break to vote for Kamala Harris and Tim Walz today ♥️
Earlier this month, Julia Esaw cast her vote for @KamalaHarris in Michigan. And last Tuesday, she turned 104! Happy birthday, Julia – you’re an inspiration to us all. freep.com/story/news/loc…
It’s one thing to vote. It’s a whole other thing to take your youngest & their boyfriend to go vote for the first time because they know it matters and they wanted to say they voted for the first woman president in US history! 🥰 Oh and you know that warranted this ice cream! 😁
HUGE NEWS: Johnson County, Iowa's most Democratic county, is on track to shatter turnout records tonight. if you are in line to vote, please stay in line! We had a US House race decided by only six votes here in 2020, your ballot could make the difference.
Good morning and happy election day, Missoula! Thanks to everyone who voted early, and if you haven't voted yet, please make a plan to do so today. Be aware the lines may be long
Thank you for voting and choosing a better future for that little kiddo — and for all our kids.
However today turns out - just remember that the universe is filled with sparkling, wondrous things that remind us in the grand scale of it all, we’re just extremely minute parts… of a very vast universe.
The right to an abortion is on the ballot. Health care is on the ballot. Social Security and Medicare are on the ballot. Our very democracy is on the ballot. Your vote doesn’t just affect who becomes president—it affects every aspect of our lives. Please vote accordingly.
You’ve probably heard this before but VOTE VOTE VOTE 💙💙💙
Dear Americans, Please don't let us down. Sincerely, 🇨🇦 and 🌎
#Virginia polls are now closed. If you made it in line by 7PM sharp, please stay in line. Thank you to all of our election workers for making representative democracy within our republic work.
Omg they did a male version of the ‘secret vote’ ad and it’s even better than the female version.
Be a MAN- vote for a WOMAN. #VoteKamala
Be a MAN- vote for a WOMAN. #VoteKamala
My wife. My mom. My 3 daughters.

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