Henry Destructor @VoteDestructor

Aka 'Colossus the Destructor' Trans-dimensional megalomaniac, founder of right leaning think-tank Hive-Mind, and GLORIOUS CANDIDATE FOR CLACTON-ON-SEA. Joined April 2015

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Henry Destructor @VoteDestructor

7 years ago

Blessed day, the stay of execution is over it's time to get to a polling station and put another nail in project Britain's coffin. #GE2019

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Henry Destructor @VoteDestructor

7 years ago

Human fluke worm Micheal Gove, sadly upstaged by a melting block of ice. Such a lack of respect for a cube of frozen water, which has some actual use. #ge2019 #ClimateDebate

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Henry Destructor @VoteDestructor

7 years ago

Vote Destructor. #GE2019 #mmmscone

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Henry Destructor @VoteDestructor

7 years ago

I will address shocking adult numeracy levels in the UK even amongst the highest echelons of government. A special math diplomat will be deployed to tour every classroom in Britain. So by my working: 1 classroom + 1 Nicky Morgan = 50,000 more Nicky Morgans #GE2019 #r4today

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Henry Destructor @VoteDestructor

7 years ago

Exclusive photograph of a commuter debating Prime Minister Johnson #ClimateDebate

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Henry Destructor @VoteDestructor

7 years ago

Composting is an important way to be environmentally friendly. Take a dump on a Tory voting neighbour's lawn and save the planet. #ClimateDebate #GE2019

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Henry Destructor @VoteDestructor

7 years ago

I have reusable cup and my election bus is powered by Sian Berry's tears #ClimateDebate #GE2019

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Henry Destructor @VoteDestructor

7 years ago

Matt Softcock NHS overlord repeats empty promise to cut waiting times in A&E. He does not go far enough. I will cut waiting times to zero, instant death for all with ailments #ge2019

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Henry Destructor @VoteDestructor

7 years ago

I'm announcing a full set of policy targets for our NHS. Let's say 500,000 new doctors, 20,000 existing nurses and free parking for Destructor voters by 2320. In the meantime our new corridor surgery team will make life saving interventions in bed ridden queues. #GE2019 #nhs

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Henry Destructor @VoteDestructor

7 years ago

Under our new government we will be delivering youth services policy via the medium of rap by resident grime artist Micheal Gove. #r4today #ge2019 #cringe

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Henry Destructor @VoteDestructor

7 years ago

Micheal Gove should limit NHS access to those who suffer from heartburn and being married to Daily Mail columnists. Allowing the NHS to reach performance targets for the first time since 2015. Solid policy. #ge2019

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Henry Destructor @VoteDestructor

7 years ago

Bahamas tax resident David Levy will be promoted to Chancellor of the Exchequer, to oversee huge borrowing for infrastructure investment. Sadly nation will also have to purchase Mourinho. #Mourinho #GE2019

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Henry Destructor @VoteDestructor

7 years ago

Great to see smirking replicant Priti Patel explaining that the ‘bland blob of government’ is helpless in the face of societies poverty. Stop choosing poverty foolish human serfs #r4today #ge2019

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Henry Destructor @VoteDestructor

7 years ago

Matt Handscock ministeral NHS doom harbinger, is overqualified for his responsibilities as Chief press release regurgitator. Under my administration, his total lack of skills will see him promoted to Secretary of State for Hyperbole. #GE2019 #NHS

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Henry Destructor @VoteDestructor

7 years ago

NEW OPPORTUNISTIC POLITICAL PLEDGE: National Insurance tax abolished under Destructor's government. This unifying policy will see binmen to CEOs increase their take home pay, whilst your government diligently guts state pensions. #GE2019

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Henry Destructor @VoteDestructor

7 years ago

Policies ahoy! ✔️ Land fill sites will be open all day Sunday for life saving nourishment scavenging ✔️ Jobs for Life! - State pension age to rise 30 years above life expectancy ✔️ Free lobotomies for my political opponents within first term of government #r4today #GE2019

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Henry Destructor @VoteDestructor

7 years ago

It's great to be back posting on this heaving cess pit of a 'social' platform. Fantastic to see the promotion of division and hatred has not gone unabated in my absence. #GE2019

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Henry Destructor @VoteDestructor

7 years ago

As your leader I will instigate a public inquiry into what children have not been fathered by Boris 'spaffing' Johnson - within a 15 mile running route of his home. Are you harbouring a Johnson? Truth will out. #Leadersdebate #backboris #GE2019

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Henry Destructor @VoteDestructor

7 years ago

@VoteDestructor has a fluent, dynamic and dystopain vision for Britain. That the thronging masses of middle England voters can inflict upon you all. #GE2019 #LeadersDebate