Daniel Summers @WFKARS
Strident homosexual. Pediatrician who swears. Bylines hither and yon. Beauty’s where you find it. 🌈 Formerly ambiguously notable. he/him Maine, USA Joined May 2012-
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Continue to make process on my kipping pull-ups, and feel like I’ve finally turned a corner in getting the hang of them.
Cyrano de Bergerick
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Once again I am made to defend my clothing.
Said, as she told me she liked how it turned out, that I took a flower arranging summer class when I was six. (This is true.) Just in case she didn’t know ~how~ gay her son-in-law is.
Said, as she told me she liked how it turned out, that I took a flower arranging summer class when I was six. (This is true.) Just in case she didn’t know ~how~ gay her son-in-law is.
What he's saying is "we have no idea how this technology works, much less how to ensure its safety, which is why we can barely explain it—but we'd like to monetize it anyway, so we're going to pretend the fault lies with everyone else."
What he's saying is "we have no idea how this technology works, much less how to ensure its safety, which is why we can barely explain it—but we'd like to monetize it anyway, so we're going to pretend the fault lies with everyone else."
I have fulfilled my Gay Son-in-Law duties by rearranging a bouquet my mother-in-law got into a vase.
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309K Followers 172 Following State Representative for District 52. Community Organizer. HBCU grad. On the journey, searching for higher ground. Carrying my ancestors’ prayers.@WFKARS Wonderful voice!! Never heard it before.
Hope I did this right @WFKARS…
@WFKARS It took me forever to get kipping anything even after after I could string strict pull ups. Good job!
@WFKARS Yeah, but here’s a dreamy-ness to Pacino that I thinks sways people. Also, maybe more people are familiar w young Pacino (hence your photos). Young De Niro’s good looks took me by surprise in The Godfather. Those dimples and crooked smile, tho…Tough choice.
Enjoying the rooftop on this 90° day 🥵
@WFKARS I was traveling in Ireland in August, 2001, mostly with Irish and Scottish horse people. I distinctly remember how shocking it was to hear what i still call “the c word” bandied about as almost a term of affection.
@WFKARS Only for extraordinary occasions and even then, said sotto voce.
@jack_turban @WFKARS It’s the Friday night beauty regime!
Me at grocery store: “I can get this hummus and it’ll be my snack all week.”* *it was not an all week snack. It was eaten in one sitting, 30 mins after getting home from the grocery.
@WFKARS Therapy would be cheaper and more effective.
@WFKARS The glasses should be outfitted with a huge nose to emphasize that it's Virtual Cyrano doing the work.