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Truly the greenest bus in Bristol; zero emissions, 100% methane. “Everyone farts” is not the defence you think it is when your colleague needs decontamination.

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3 weeks ago

‘Proper cafe’ with AI everywhere & I cant imagine the name being all that enticing to a fair amount of women.

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3 weeks ago

Some kid in yr 11 bought crickets from pet store and let them out in the middle of lunch time in the canteen. Everyone was freaking out!

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3 weeks ago

Some kid in yr 11 bought crickets from pet store and let them out in the middle of lunch time in the cafe. Everyone was freaking out. Shit was in peoples pants, food, hair...

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3 weeks ago

In middle school gym class we were running laps around the gym & a boy shit his pants & his turd fell out on the gym floor & we just had to run around it until the caretaker came.

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Whats the most fckd up thing that happened to u in middle school? Mine was when we were tossing a ball around on the bus saying it was going to "explode" & the bus driver heard, called 999 &the bomb squad quarantined us in the bus for 3 hours till the dogs got done searching

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3 weeks ago

ISIS decided to shoot up ny hotel the first day. Went to fallujah and nobody would speak to me😂 found the famous blackwater contractor site where they got hanged. Persuaded the people in charge to let me into Al-Noori mosque. Where the caliphate was declared.

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3 weeks ago

Crossed the Pakistan Afghan border, was put in a cage, mooched around Afghanistan then two people stopped the car took me away for hours of questions, met the mujahideen in the mountains who tried to convert me.

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3 weeks ago

If a mum 6 months pregnant with 3 kids and bags has 4 reserved seats for a long train journey, and you're sitting in their seats on a full carriage, don't tell them that their tickets don't matter in a posh voice and then say you're not moving and refuse to make eye contact. Don't be these people.

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3 weeks ago

Spoke to conductor who was calm, lovely, and apologetic, said that instead of engaging with them that he was going to move us to an empty table in first class. I grabbed our bags and turned to the couple and said, with a smile, 'enjoy your seats!'

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4 weeks ago

Ross Kemp has faced war zones and dangerous criminals but Leigh-Anne from Little Mix stroking his arm sends him into a paranoid breakdown. Absolute cinema...Kemp giving us gold for 40 years!

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4 weeks ago

Ross Kemp losing his grip on reality who's spent years filming in war zones and confronting dangerous criminals because Leigh-Anne from Little Mix stroked his arm! More top-tier cinema from Kemp, the man has been giving us gold for 40 years!

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4 weeks ago

What discontinued British food/snacks you wish would come back?!

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a month ago

If a millennial (we who hate calls) wants you to get on a call it's because either: 1. They don't want the information to be misconstrued because sometimes text is easily misread. 2. You're the clown who can't read and understand the written information.

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a month ago

Was putting him in a bargain bucket entirely necessary 😂

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a month ago

I have too noticed it disappeared from shelves..Gutted. Devastated. Heartbroken. Inconsolable. Grief-stricken. Professor peppy is more than just a sugary, fizzy beverage. Its a way of life!