Colleen Beres @WeenWorksOut
I believe in cheat days and the healing power of Cinnamon Toast Crunch. I only bite my toenails when no one is around. Dogs don't count, they don't judge. Joined July 2015-
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We don't deserve dogs. Except Jose. Jose deserves ALL the dogs.
This is Gabanna. Her human Jose rushed past firefighters into his burning home to rescue her. She suffered burns on her nose and paws, but will be just fine. The family lost everything else. You can help them rebuild below. 14/10 for both (via @KUSINews) gofundme.com/stand-by-jose-…
@anna_picchetti Ok but to be fair.... i try to pet them too. :)
@anna_picchetti I'm not the only one! x.com/UberFacts/stat…
He saw a bird drowning in his pool, so he proceded to do CPR. (via @dodo)
How each senator voted on President Trump’s cabinet nominees nyti.ms/2jv6Wrs
The third and final #presidentialdebate. Serving as your moderator, a very flustered Jimmy Stewart.
@PPpaddiepants If you're really REALLY bad with kids, people stop asking.
Watched #Westworld and #debate. 1 is a dystopian future where women r objectified and laws don't count, & the other is a new show on HBO.
These people professing their *cough*undying*cough* love instead of eating full plates of food...check your priorities. #BachelorInParadise
When you sneeze hard at the same time you step into a wet spot, and you don't know which urine issue to deal with first. Sigh.
I am a soggy rotten pumpkin. x.com/BuzzFeed/statu…
The real reason I quit gymnastics was because of all the hugging.
Worst would-you-rather ever: Jordan's pants or Robbie's hair?
In #trumpamerica, Simon Cowell will judge The Biggest Loser.
Me, sending bf off on a trip with friends: "Bye! Love you! At least make it look like we shower as often as normal people!"
'Gnarly' is a really great word that doesn't get enough everyday use. #makegnarlyhappen
@anna_picchetti Mostly I just love that you follow someone tagged Balls Deep.
Remember when I said pizza and you said Mexican? That's why ur getting Dutch-ovened.
Awesome! x.com/AP/status/7097…
Doctors treating chronic health problems increasingly prescribing exercise for their patients, @ngowi reports apne.ws/1YUpNa8
@anna_picchetti I just saw this now because I suck at twittering!
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8.8M Followers 332 Following Season 3 of ALL THERE IS my podcast about grief and loss is out now wherever you get your podcastsYou might like
