WiD! and 102 others @WhenIDieHumor
A collection of final wishes. Living death to the fullest. Joined October 2018-
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@minakimes @AroundtheHorn *whispers* X-Men #200- Inferno was some of the best X-Men content ever and neither Scott nor X were around for any of it, so maybe the point of X-Men is that the team and the ideas they represent are more important than any 1 character. Also the answer is Storm.
When I die I want to be cremated but at my funeral there will be an open casket with a Muppet version of me.
When I die, wrap me like a present and put me under the tree
When I die stuff my ashes in a dildo
When I die, lay all the gnomes we stole in high school on my grave. I hope some other high school kids come along and steal them too ❤️
When I die drop my body from Times Square precisely as the year turns 2007
Update to the list of cheeks I’d clap: Constance Wu Anyone dressed like a 1950s housewife Whitney Houston circa 1990 Riley Reid YOU
Still more cheeks I’d clap: The girl from the AT&T commercials That girl on twitter who looks like the girl from AT&T commercials
A list of cheeks I’d happily clap: Hayley Atwell Shaylene Woodley Alexandria Daddario My Wife Senator Kamala Harris All My Friends
When I die send my damn casket down splash mountain
Tag a friend you’d want to be buried alive with
When I die mix my ashes into the grand finale fireworks of a 4th of July fireworks show
When I die mix my ashes into a punch bowl at a prom
When I die donate my body to science. But not some community college bio class— it’s gotta be @elonmusk . Nothing but the best for my corpse
When I die please spray paint “Don’t Dead Open Inside” on my mosulesm doors
When I die take my body to @RiotFest and throw it into the crowd and see if anyone notices they’re crowdsurfing a corpse
When I die, bury me face down so everyone can kiss my ass
When I die donate my body to Jackass so Steve-O can ride my body down a water slide like a skateboard
When I die please do the “Asian Jim” thing so my friends and family don’t know I’m dead yet
When I die turn me into soilent green, or as I call it- human chum
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