Neil @Whippet_snippet

M.U.F.C O.K Joined April 2016

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JW @baronlordvader

4 days ago

Englishman: "That your dog?" Welshman: "Aye" Englishman: "Mind if I speak to him?' Welshman: "Dog don't talk.” Englishman: “Hey dog, how's it going?" Dog: "Doing all right." Welshman: (look of shock) Englishman: “Is this your owner?" (Pointing at the Welshman) Dog: "Yep."…

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Maharlika Maoism @Felonious__Hunk

2 months ago

Hard times have fallen upon the Lion of Damascus

wkm @wkm13025233

2 months ago

Hard times have fallen upon the Lion of Damascus

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Cheeses Of Nazareth @OhCheesesChrist

4 months ago

Just a heads up—taxi and Uber prices from Bilbao airport have shot up, and it’s likely to be even worse tomorrow. People are getting quoted €60 for a 6.5km trip to the hotel in Bilbao. Instead, there’s a bus just to the right as you exit the terminal. It’s only €2.10 to the…

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Rob Jenkins @profontheright

7 months ago

If Putin isn’t stopped, all of Europe could succumb to totalitarianism. People could be jailed for social media posts. They could be threatened with arrest for praying in their homes. Rape gangs and child traffickers could run rampant. It’s too awful to contemplate.

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Lembit Öpik @lembitopik

7 months ago

Starmer says Zelensky has “full backing across the United Kingdom.” So let’s test Starmer’s claim: do you give Zelensky your “full backing?”

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ALBY LAD @AlbyLad_

9 months ago

The #BestOfTwitter2024UK Thread STARTS RIGHT HERE Sit Back and Enjoy 🎅🏻🎄🎁Merry Christmas🎁🎄🎅🏻 🎉🍾And Happy New Year🍾🎉 Repost, like and Follow for more in future, enjoy✌🏻

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RayGray Snacks @RayGray_Snacks

10 months ago

CHRISTMAS GIVEAWAY! We are giving ONE person the chance to win our porky prize. Simply RT & follow us. It's that simple. Competition closes tonight at 11:59pm and the winner to be announced on SAT 14th DEC, good luck. #Competition #FreebieFriday #win #RayGraySnacks 🎅🎄🎁

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Chris Martz @ChrisMartzWX

10 months ago

Hi again, Mike. 👋 Let’s go over this for what’s now a third time. Maybe it will sink in. The Greenland ice sheet contains about 2.9 million gigatons (Gt) of ice. 🧊 Using the conversion factor that 1 Gt = 1 billion tons, this means that the ice sheet has roughly 2.9 million…

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Templar⚔️ @aTeXan575

11 months ago

Now that I'm finish posting Caturday stuff.. I'm not gonna post any weird stuff like everyone else's.. Also me:

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Interesting As Fuck @interesting_aIl

11 months ago

Someone filmed bats upside down and it looks like a goth nightclub

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Jeff Arnold @JeffArnoldX

a year ago

#QueerStarmer

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Dr. Simon Goddek @goddeketal

a year ago

1/15 Exposing the Krassensteins: In the last few weeks, I’ve dove deep into the darkest corners of the internet archives to conduct an investigative dive on Ed and Brian Krassenstein. What I uncovered is truly shocking. 🧵A MEGA THREAD

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Penfold @elbow112

a year ago

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Bee’s Little Ranch @BeesLittleRanch

a year ago

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Not Jerome Powell @alifarhat79

a year ago

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Neil @Whippet_snippet

a year ago

WTF is going on with @X ? Every time I click on a post I’m being redirected to moneysavingexpert! Or to some stupid pcp claim page.

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James Hogg @JamesAHogg2

a year ago

First time I met Barry Cryer I was terribly nervous and to put me at ease he told me this joke, which remains my favourite. Good evening.

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Mark RB 🌸🥛 @MarkByr61002818

a year ago

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The Prodigy @the_prodigy

a year ago

Always Outnumbered, Never Outgunned is re-issued for the 20th anniversary on double vinyl August 23rd, pre-order now from the official store, XL and more - prodigy.x-l.co/aono-vinyl The Prodigy HQ