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Shadow @WhyAlwaysShadow

Famous TV Gladiator, a national treasure with a penchant for classical music, good food, fine wine & getting fucking steaming @Fearthewolfman Bargain Booze Joined March 2014
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Shadow @WhyAlwaysShadow

4 years ago

Can you attack someone with a fishing rod? The answer is in the stars.

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Shadow @WhyAlwaysShadow

5 years ago

Sticking individual cous cous up your arse until you empty a 1kg bag is not only therapeutic, but rewarding and a total sensation of the anus. #ButterGate #Biblicalsmoke #Cyberpunk2077 #bodypositivity

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Shadow @WhyAlwaysShadow

5 years ago

Police Interceptors? Have you been in touch with Peter Beardsley’s wife? Have you been having a couple of hard boilers on the sly? @AthleticoMince

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Shadow @WhyAlwaysShadow

5 years ago

When you say “down a few cans” I assume you actually mean “all the cans” and when you say “turn off the laptop,”you mean headbutt it & launch it 3 gardens down then shit in your own oven?

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Shadow @WhyAlwaysShadow

5 years ago

This country is going to the dogs. Back in the day you could stick anything up your arse without being judged. Now its all pro-binary kiss-arsing & getting throw out of Tescos. #brokenbritain #lockdownuk #Tescos #analinsertions #clapforheroes

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Shadow @WhyAlwaysShadow

5 years ago

As the old saying goes: “Don’t judge a man until you’ve walked a mile with his duck eggs up your arse.” @GingeKnievil

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Shadow @WhyAlwaysShadow

5 years ago

I’ll do you one better: Why is duck eggs?

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Shadow @WhyAlwaysShadow

5 years ago

Thine anus is totes stank

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James Burnell @CrunchyPBJ78

5 years ago

#ff @FearTheWolfman @WhyAlwaysShadow @AngryBob93 @Bluey320 @BeeBoggle @TrishiWeav @Demented_Jokes @dexter1870 @VanCommander

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Shadow @WhyAlwaysShadow

5 years ago

I hear a lot about this new game #Cyberpunk2077 - that’s last years news. I’m already playing CiderCrunk 1664 & the aim is very, very simple. Get as fucking steaming as possible.

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Lord Pyssemolde @Dirty_Sid

5 years ago

Bah! Too early for breakfast! All because I refuse to put the clocks in Pyssemolde Abbey back *riverdances wildly whilst sharting voluminously* This is all your doing Newton, you damned charlatan! Hehehe

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Wolf @FearTheWolfman

5 years ago

What is your preferred thing to sniff? (Feel free to let me know why...)

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Wolf @FearTheWolfman

5 years ago

What is the crappiest, cringiest, wankiest term to describe someone. Answers on a postcard to the usual address.

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CJ 🦝 @PopplioPup

5 years ago

@Louise_Norman35 @10DowningStreet Bars that sell more nuts compared to crisps have to close at 9pm, bars that exclusively play live music have to close at 9.15pm, sports bars 10pm unless they’re in any of the aforementioned groups then it’s 7pm

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Shadow @WhyAlwaysShadow

5 years ago

Just off to the park to bum a squirrel called Leanne.

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Shadow @WhyAlwaysShadow

5 years ago

Mental McMental Face (not me) in da house. pscp.tv/w/chWC1jFKUkVt…

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Shadow @WhyAlwaysShadow

5 years ago

Top man off his bollocks again! 🐩 pscp.tv/w/chF3HzFKUkVt…

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Shadow @WhyAlwaysShadow

5 years ago

Have a watch of this lovely chap! pscp.tv/w/cg-zqDFKUkVt…

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Shadow @WhyAlwaysShadow

5 years ago

Although I can’t sign the petition because I’m but a figment of my own imagination, I think your support for #cans is amazing. Stay steaming.

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Shadow @WhyAlwaysShadow

5 years ago

Top Tip: If you’re ever arguing with yourself, eg. over what type of cockles to eat, try glassing yourself. You will gain instant respect from yourself, whilst realising that you are proper hard & shouldn’t be fucked with.

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