WingThief @WildMistress

Dungeon Mistress, ENTP, Mormon, elf bard, Slytherin, metal Barbie, gif ninja, graphic artist, alien, married to the story, addicted to the knowledge. priestessofthehollow.tumblr.com Faerûn Joined March 2017

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WingThief @WildMistress

8 years ago

A Revelation - tmblr.co/Zk2I8q2f5lmku

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8 years ago

Oh man this graveyard shift thing has got me screwed up. I'm tired. Its 10am and I keep checking my phone because i forget what day it is. >.<

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8 years ago

Gettin real tired of people using the bible to push their political agendas. You can't use it to shun gay people. You can't use it because you dont like trump. Religion is about SELF control. Dont use it to spread criticism to other people. #shitsfucked #today #imjustdone

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8 years ago

@kateikab00m In a lot of places local churches will help people pay their bills. I know some want you to have cut off notices and others need to know before that point but it's something to look into.

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8 years ago

Working on my 6 year plan. 1:??? 2:?? 3:??? 4:?? 5:??? 6: And then they'll all be sorry!

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8 years ago

W HAS NEVER SEEN WEIRD SCIENCE!!

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8 years ago

@MariaBrink #VampireSquad #LipSync #BiggestFan

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8 years ago

W: "You need to explain to your dog that we sleep in different houses because we're trying to take her to heaven with us."

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8 years ago

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8 years ago

#NewProfilePic

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8 years ago

Me: "Grabber dick? I don't even know her!"

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8 years ago

@sblackmoore @banjelerp As a fellow Capricorn I can safely say this is definitely a party worth going to. 😂😂😂

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WingThief @WildMistress

8 years ago

My head manager knows the secret to keeping employees. Feed them and they will come...

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8 years ago

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8 years ago

When girls press their entire bodies against you while they're hugging you, it probably means they like you. Or their sizing up how long it'll take to devour you, much like a boa constrictor. 🐍🐍🐍

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WingThief @WildMistress

8 years ago

Cigarettes look so harmless, but then again so did you.

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8 years ago

Women spend about 30% of their time trying to figure out where that bruise on their leg came from...

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8 years ago

W *mocking my voice*: "I don't put soda in the freezer because I like warm soda and I hate W because he's an uppity fuck." Me *laughing*:"I don't hate you." W *same voice* :"still an uppity fuck though."

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WingThief @WildMistress

8 years ago

There's nothing wrong with that, you're not a wind-up, robot. Feel exactly what you feel, and know that it's more than enough. You are so much more than enough.

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WingThief @WildMistress

8 years ago

Sometimes a deep breath doesn't hslp, and sometimes screaming until your ribs crack isn't enough. There is a madness that can't be touched by positive thoughts, and taking so many smiles becomes tirong.