Willy Two Step @WillyTwoStep
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"Stupid has a name, and right now it's Willy... but maybe later it'll be Steve."
“If the eyes are the windows to the soul, then the shoulders are the windows to male fertility.”
*thumps chest rapidly* “Real men know that the lungs are in the knees.”
“I’m an afternoon cowboy, or a post-noon poncho-wearin’ dude, y’understand?”
“I mean, it’s true.”
“37 green lifesaver mints. Less than 5 minutes.”
“If you sneeze a lot, you’re a nasal ho.”
“[He’s] a gangster. He’s a gangster for god.”
“That’s not affection, that’s pussy shit.”
“Like, the tits don’t lie. I’ve got A- tits. Know what I’m sayin’?”
“I mean, I’m not perfect; I’m seven points off from it. Like, if perfect’s an A+, I’m hardly a letter grade off from it. Like, I’m just like everyone else, I’m not flawless, but like... I’m only seven points off, you know?”
“I mean, I’m not perfect; I’m seven points off from it. Like, if perfect’s an A+, I’m hardly a letter grade off from it. Like, I’m just like everyone else, I’m not flawless, but like... I’m only seven points off, you know?”
“I’m just showerin’ cause I like the feel of my body.”
“It was such a good nap. It was such a good nappy-wap-a-wappy-wap.”
“You got a youthful face, you know what I mean? You got them youthful cheeks; you’ve got that potency. Those potent cheeks.”
“I’m Willy Two Step... ... and I’m The Dance Goblin!”
“I’ve got a knee slapper on me, you know.”
“Why can’t I be cool? Just let me be cool.”
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