RandomWorkThoughts @WorkThinks

Sometimes people are insane and threaten bodily harm with a spork and I still have to be polite. This is all about them. *sigh* I've worked retail too long. Joined October 2015

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RandomWorkThoughts @WorkThinks

3 years ago

Honestly, how do I even have followers on this account? I rarely update and when I do no one interacts with the posts so how have I grown of following of any kind? Maybe I should just get political and then everyone will leave. In other news I quit my terrible retail job.

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RandomWorkThoughts @WorkThinks

3 years ago

Some days I am very thankful I changed to this job. Today is another one of those days. #Retail #RetailJobs

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RandomWorkThoughts @WorkThinks

4 years ago

Was I high when I wrote this? I don’t remember writing this, I don’t remember pitching this to someone as a good idea, and I don’t remember picking the gif. Did I stealth ninja some shrooms.

RandomWorkThoughts @WorkThinks

4 years ago

Was I high when I wrote this? I don’t remember writing this, I don’t remember pitching this to someone as a good idea, and I don’t remember picking the gif. Did I stealth ninja some shrooms.

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RandomWorkThoughts @WorkThinks

4 years ago

The greatest supposition was given to us by Renee Descartes. And it was that there must be a God because he [Descartes] was not it.

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RandomWorkThoughts @WorkThinks

5 years ago

Soon finally figured it out. My love language is putting your clothes in dryer for you before you have to leave for work so the socks are toasty when you go to put them on.

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RandomWorkThoughts @WorkThinks

5 years ago

Merry Christmas to this trash panda of a human. Not suppose to drink inside Karen, I mean, Kristan. #dearcustomer #retailproblems

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RandomWorkThoughts @WorkThinks

5 years ago

#dearcustomer Don’t tell me how exhausting it is to find a PS 5. Do you have any idea how irritating it is to answer the same question over and over again to the tune of increasing aggressively rude responses. Where my part-time teachers at?!? #retailproblems #RetailJobs

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RandomWorkThoughts @WorkThinks

5 years ago

Is it offensive to say that if you still support Trump at this point, I question where your loyalty lies comrade. #TrumpCrimeFamily #TreasonousTrump #TrumpIsNotABillionaire #TrumpTaxReturns

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RandomWorkThoughts @WorkThinks

5 years ago

This is America. #BlackLivesMatter just in case anyone was wondering where I stood on the matter. Everyone else:

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RandomWorkThoughts @WorkThinks

5 years ago

Non-essentials are complaining about needing to lose their quarantine weight. While the rest of us out here running around poking new holes in our belts. #retaillife #EssentialWorkers

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RandomWorkThoughts @WorkThinks

5 years ago

Sometimes I think About killing myself. But then I think about the #dearcustomer who complained about me and will think they got me fired. So I’m still here. Out of pure spite. Is that healthy? In the retail field, you betcha! #retaillife

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RandomWorkThoughts @WorkThinks

5 years ago

Does it make everyone happy to complain about having to wear a mask? Is that the new thing. It’s like some kind of fetish. Stop 🛑 I don’t care how uncomfortable you are. Wear the mask. I don’t want any of your germs you nasty filth monkeys. #retailproblems

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RandomWorkThoughts @WorkThinks

6 years ago

What is everyone’s deal? I don’t want you in my space. And why is this a thing you now want when you finally had an excuse to be rude and distant. #Covid_19 #retaillife

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RandomWorkThoughts @WorkThinks

6 years ago

So with social distancing in place I will not judge you for being in my store. I don’t know your story. I can’t and should judge. But let’s talk about first common courtesy. Will you get the fuck out of my space? #COVID19 #retaillife

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RandomWorkThoughts @WorkThinks

6 years ago

And I apologize this is not going to be one rapid fire tweet after another but my basic understanding what is happening and observations of people right now. #Covid_19 #retaillife

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RandomWorkThoughts @WorkThinks

6 years ago

Let’s talk about social distancing in a retail setting. Come with me for a second on this ride. I have a few things to say since coming back to work after my Covid_19 family tragedy. #Covid_19 #retaillife

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RandomWorkThoughts @WorkThinks

6 years ago

I lost my grandmother to the Corona virus. I stayed away for two weeks prior to keep her safe. I didn’t get to say goodbye. #COVID19

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RandomWorkThoughts @WorkThinks

6 years ago

Hey update. It’s almost been two weeks since I went into quarantine. And now I’m about to go back to work. Because I’m essential? #COVID19 #EssentialWorkers

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RandomWorkThoughts @WorkThinks

6 years ago

The first thing that really hit was that coworkers wanted to find out if I was okay. I called the store to tell them I had symptoms so people could be warned. Instead of them acting like i had brought the plague to them. They were worried about me #COVID19 #retaillife