Bad Manager @RealBadManager
I'm everywhere. I've ruined and trashed perfectly good businesses and people. I'm the reason you left. I think I know everything. I'm a bully. GET TO WORK. United States Joined February 2018-
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I stop in here every morning, grab a donut and coffee, and take a 45 minute "power dump" before I inspire the troops (dumb assess) at the office and sales floor..... 🚽🍵
We're not hiring right now, but, you're hired..... 🤣🍸🍸🍺🥂
Employee manuals ready to be passed out at our "fake happy" lunch meeting. Read it, live it, but don't hold me to the same standard..... "BITCHES" #badmanager
A sign you'll never see me carry or a word never coming out of my mouth. Unless I owe it to the boss...... I will kiss big time butt and say this word many many times to CYA. I'll chuck a co-worker under bus for a deflection. "He shoots, he scores".... #badmanager
Also known as "Dumb and Dumber"....... I can't stand seeing happy people.... "THAT WON'T LAST"......... #badmanager
Gary be "pissed" because he's missing his daughters 7th grade concert. If he took my advice and flipped me those hockey tickets he had, maybe he could have had Wednesday night off.......... This is retail GARY......... #badmanager
Me preparing to go suck the bosses ass..... I even Frebrezed down my sweet jacket. Altoids to kill the Tito Vodka, and I'm on "BITCH"....... #badmanager
Apparently somebody didn't get the memo about excessive office supplies being put on their expense report. How many friggen pens do you need? Just more ammunition for me baby...... #badmanager
Nice attitude........ What did I say??? #badmanager
Jan gets to sit and work at any desk she wants to...... She's a team player, so I stay off her for not hitting her numbers.... and we love our little "cocktail Thursdays".. SWEET! #badmanager
The new "associates" bathroom..... When you start producing and pulling your own weight, you get to go Poo Poo in the big peoples restroom..... Get a grip and get to work..... #badmanager
Preparing a 70 page pass out for the "team" to go over at a last minute, un-scheduled meeting, this coming Friday at 4:30 pm. Nothing keeps these jackasses more on their toes, than me going over sales figures, one by one, in front of everyone. Produce and you'll be fine.
Who's up for a 7am Monday Morning "De - Motivation" meeting? Hard bagels and warm OJ on me 😎 #badmanager
It's pouring down rain and I locked the front door to the office 😎⛆ Because I can. Love seeing the crew rush around the building to get in... Get to the office early and you won't have a problem 💰💰 #badmanager
3 sips in and I've already emailed all my "team members" ( also known as "Dumb Asses" 🤣) how disappointed I am with their effort in quarter #1. Even the good reps got a kick to the throat. You have to let them know you're in control 😎 #badmanager
I take personal credit for all good things and throw my "team" under the bus when things go wrong. #badmanager
This room will soon be filled with a bunch of "under achievers" I have to babysit and micro manage..... WEAK ASSES..... #badmanager
This is what a leaders desk looks like..... Mine has the sports section, an empty can of Pringles, and a laptop that I have no friggen idea how to use. Thank God for "the girls" up front to help my ass out Speaking of them, where's my coffee? #badmanager
Gotta disable the GPS for a few hours on my work cell phone. Flying under the radar is so damn easy. "Oh, sorry Tom, this darn phone has been acting up." Dumb Asses
It's my job to keep people in there place. She got all excited about bringing on a new client. I reminded her that "I'm the guy that ok's it and all the paperwork better be correct." Calm down girl. It's one damn client. #badmanager
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