Dan Forrestal @WorkingClassDan
Suave dork - Writing | Music | Mischief danforrestal.net Melbourne, Australia Joined May 2009-
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@GruenHQ The Dodge Ram is for when you really need to drive an oxymoron.
HAGRID: …You’re a magician, Harry.
Humans of the Internet.
Microsoft Powerpoint was created in 1987. Why is it still so user-unfriendly in 2023? Why is it so aggressively anti-design? Is it that it was made for accountants? Why does it make me angry whenever I have to use it?
My greatest skill? I'm very good at bad decisions.
I’m referring to my insomnia as “being bad in bed”.
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.@jonstewart is so good at this. A masterclass.
State Sen. Nathan Dahm (R-OK) has penned several bills loosening gun restrictions, including the nation’s first anti-red flag law. He thinks these bills protect the Second Amendment – and that they make us safer. We think it's probably one or the other. Watch it on @AppleTVPlus.
Pay that.
State Sen. Nathan Dahm (R-OK) has penned several bills loosening gun restrictions, including the nation’s first anti-red flag law. He thinks these bills protect the Second Amendment – and that they make us safer. We think it's probably one or the other. Watch it on @AppleTVPlus.
ScoMo forms 'More Legends' WhatsApp group with himself. theguardian.com/australia-news…
I’m going to run at the next election on a campaign of making it illegal for political parties to text anyone. #vicpol #Election2022
Song titles if TISM was writing today about Elon Musk @rageABC : A Delightful Musk Super Genius of Comedy (Let That Sink In) Defecate on My Social Media Channel The Enigmatic Smile of MySpace Tom My Tesla Caught Fire (Like it was 44 Billion in Cash) ID & The Superego
After all these years, TISM are still operating on the next level @rageABC
@cameronwilson There's always a time and place to bring out this cartoon. Thanks for the excuse to do it again, drunk Ted Bullpitt.
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The face when he invites him onto the ground.
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Shake your sillies out for Funny John. RIP John Hamblin (1935-2022)
I'm going to write a war movie. It's called School Holidays: The Battle for Bandwidth. #wifi #kids #parenting
@abc730 This interview is terrifying. The last time I was this terrified was his Press Club speech.
This is well worth a read. It's a movie within a marathon in old times St Louis.
happy 118 year anniversary of the cursed Olympic marathon with with "purposeful dehydration", rat poison, rotten apples, wild dogs, etc. in case you haven't read it in a while, here's a thread of highlights
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