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Lots of words @realDonaldTrump. Regarding corrupt elections, I have just 2 words- THE RUSSIANS
Lots of words @realDonaldTrump. Regarding corrupt elections, I have just 2 words- THE RUSSIANS
I am Scottish and I know that that is how it works in USA. They don't decide, your country decides. They just serve it up, as they did the time you were elected.
I am Scottish and I know that that is how it works in USA. They don't decide, your country decides. They just serve it up, as they did the time you were elected.
Watch Kamala Harris' full victory speech youtu.be/ExPm_hJQYpQ via @YouTube Please let this be an infectious....pandemic of love and equality now, please.
“Donald Trump’s political career began with the racist birther lie, it may very well end with a Black woman in the White House,” said CNN’s @abbydphillip the day before Kamala Harris was projected to become the first female, first Black and first South Asian vice president.
Live scenes of Trump being removed from The White House #TrumpTantrum
If you are old enough, you’ll appreciate this @realDonaldTrump #TrumpTantrum
“This election is about so much more than Joe Biden or me. It’s about the soul of America and our willingness to fight for it” Kamala Harris makes history, as the first female, black and Asian American vice-president-elect of the US bbc.in/32o173B
I am so happy right now! Happy and relieved. Let's hope that this is a move into politics that embrace love, equality, inclusiveness, and closes the poverty gap. Hate be gone. @realDonaldTrump be gone.
@Nigel_Farage You despicable, opportunistic, racist, trash. You have nothing of value to add to a debate or society. You are an amoral coward and a fascist. Take your racist broken record and insert it forcefully up your repugnant racist arse.
Can vouch 100% that he is doing this.
Can vouch 100% that he is doing this.
@mwi_mondays He'd been encouraging her to get a tattoo from him before she was 18 &she waited.She took me with her bc he made her feel uncomfortable,but did see him again a few times and he abused the situation with her.I'm really sorry its happened to so many but glad he is now being shamed.
@mwi_mondays Hes a piece of shit for sure as are his tattoos. I think he deliberately does them badly so that he can keep seeing people on promises.I didn't feel comfortable with him when he was tattooing my daughter on her 18th.He was flirting with both of us-its was disgusting.
@thelabismycrypt @mwi_mondays You could have been in anything and it wouldn't matter. One thing I've learned (and I am 40) is men like that don't need teased. They like a challenge,they like to groom, they like power, they will do what they do because they can, not because they were enticed.
FS!
Well deserved highly commended award for Ayrshire’s Fi Thorburn in the Enterprising Student of the Year category. Well done Fi! @AyrshireColl @CarolATurnbull @annecayrshire #FoYE20
Ramadan Mubarak to all my Muslim friends and constituents - #Ramadan will be different this year but I know the values of community and solidarity will still be at the heart of this holy month.
Ramadan Mubarak to all my Muslim friends and constituents - #Ramadan will be different this year but I know the values of community and solidarity will still be at the heart of this holy month.
Quite something that this is having to be said today. We all get things wrong on occasion - but leaders have a massive responsibility at a time like this to be careful, considered and serious in the messages and advice we communicate.
Quite something that this is having to be said today. We all get things wrong on occasion - but leaders have a massive responsibility at a time like this to be careful, considered and serious in the messages and advice we communicate.
There was a live murder on Sky News this morning...

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