Dan Osier @WrongDossier
I write things that make computers do stuff Joined November 2015-
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Hey @SUBWAY this seems deeply concerning 😬😬
Zack really likes his wheat fields
8 yo: play that song “Bad Adventurer” Me: Hopeless Wanderer? 8 yo: yep that’s it. I think @MumfordAndSons needs to make a song called Bad Adventurer now. I need to hear it 😂
My fiancée is not only a wonderful mom, but stepmom as well. Show your support for her by voting for her here. Share it as wide as you can, make it happen for her! thesupermom.org/2023/carly-all…
Make sure if you contact @AugustHomeInc support, you ignore any email that says they’ll close your ticket in 6 days. They’ll close it before that and give you nothing but automated replies. Your HomeKit integration is busted folks. And your customer service is crap
Is @MarkHamill the unofficial king of twitter? Or is it just official at this point? 😂
Ya don’t say…
Hey @amazon maybe you could make a way for me to stop getting football notifications on an e-commerce app? That’d be great… 🙄
So getting back into @NoMansSky again. Only to find my S-Class Freighter got downgraded to C! Did I miss some reset that happened? WTH
So not only has @BestBuy cancelled delivery of some of my appliances more than a dozen times. But yesterday when I was scheduled to get one of them delivered and installed, they failed to show. No call, no email, no text, no appliance. Awful, awful service.
Seriously @AugustHomeInc? Maybe instead of paying all that money for product placement in Spiderhead, you should’ve used it on your HomeKit reliability. My $50 garage door controller is more reliable
Apple and iOS: destroying relationships since 2022 macrumors.com/2022/06/06/ios…
Guest mode for HomeKit And not iOS, but screen time for tvOS!
GOOD
I think it’s based on your mediocre content and continual price hikes. Stranger things will only get you so far folks
I think it’s based on your mediocre content and continual price hikes. Stranger things will only get you so far folks
iOS 15.4 has absolutely wrecked airplay everything for me #applefail
Fucking ridiculous
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What’s the biggest scam in tech that has become widely accepted?
(Not So) FUN FACTS: Al Gore won 543,895 more votes than George W. Bush. Hillary Clinton won 2,868,686 more votes than #PO1135809. One person, one vote. Whoever gets the most votes is the winner. PERIOD. #AbolishTheElectoralCollege
More people live in the red areas than in the gray areas. Land doesn’t vote. Abolish the electoral college.
I can’t wait to pick through a Git merge conflict in an Apple Vision Pro like I’m in Minority Report
in the next version of Bun using "await" inside a non-async function has a more helpful error message
Since Swift removed the ++ operator for being “too confusing,” I want to submit a Swift Evolution Proposal that requires the community to call: “C++ Interoperability” “C += 1 Interoperability” But tech is full of humorless, joyless Karens and I don’t want to be banned.
This is what “Desktop Widgets” look like to me. Hard pass.
We prob will have more meetings later but I remember what having lots of meetings feels like. Takes away from the actual work of building software. I want us to be a company where everybody ships a lot that being said I dislike that “testing” is included in the image above
we have one team meeting per week at Bun right now and I feel good about that
justOneMoreThing reddit.com/r/programmerhu…
Open-source is built on the shoulders of giants. Bun wouldn’t have existed without Node.js and Node.js maintainers like @jasnell @matteocollina @yagiznizipli and so many more
You may be a fan of everything the bun team is doing, and yes, @jarredsumner had done some amazing work. But take notice, one thing Jarred and Bun has never done is try to dunk on Node.js developers or be disrespectful to the project. That's very important and appreciated...
So bun.sh is a drop-in replacement for node.js and npm that's 100x faster because it's built on Apple's JS engine instead of Google's. Built a test version of CodeKit with Bun instead of Node and...it just worked. Instantly. That's astounding.
everyone on the team trying to merge their bun 1.0 PRs in time
Here's how to write tests in minutes with GitHub Copilot Chat! 🤖 See the full code here: gh.io/copilot-chat-t…
It doesn’t always look like it but I read every issue filed in Bun’s repo
Video games: The year is 2072, post-apocalyptic earth is a wasteland, what's left of humanity has split into factions Also video games: Every faction has a heavily-workshopped professional logo that looks great on t-shirts
In the next version of bun, if a .env file defines the same key multiple times in the same file, the last value will be used small DX detail github.com/oven-sh/bun/co…