IntrovertedChristian @XtianIntrovert
I love my church. No I don't want to raise my hand. Or go forward. The back, but not too far back Joined November 2014-
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Two days ago I didn't need a coat. Today the wind hurts my face. Welcome to Midwestern winter.
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*Brainstorming session * Imagine Dragons- "We want to create poignant videos that capture the deep personal messages in our songs" Idea man- "I hear you, but picture this: a muppet fight club" ID: *visibly interested* We're listening
Humbug status: I wrapped three presents and lost interest.
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*Calvinist and non Calvinist do nothing but trash each other all day on Twitter* The unchurched:
Can any potential government shut down begin and end with politicians' paychecks?
Do you know what this generation is missing? Good TV mentor. Like Dr Cox, Red Foreman, and House.
I'll have you all know that I almost tweeted something worthwhile again today.
Knickers the cow is the visual representation of how introverts feels trying to fit into a crowd.
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[forgetting the name for leaf blowers] Do you have any wind bazookas?
Based on my current Twitter ads, Pepto and Robitussin seem to want me to buy their products as stocking stuffers.
Ah that magical time of year when twice as many cars run a red light because they were "almost in the intersection" when the light changed.
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Church Introvert Dons 'Do Not Greet' Medical Bracelet babylonbee.com/news/church-in…
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"There is only one who is all powerful, and his greatest weapon is love" -Stan Lee
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I’m telling you: an app for introverts that tracks everyone you know in real time and gives you step-by-step directions to avoid them.
Now this is a movement I can get behind.
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