Lacey Jane Cahoj @YesChefLJ
Wine-Slinger, chain-blinger, pusher of pleasure and vice. Oregon, USA Joined June 2017-
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I’m sick with a horrible cough. My chest is on fire. And @aboutKP won’t see me til April 1st, because my coverage doesn’t start til then. Even though they could bill retroactively. The current medical system is craven, and cares not for their patients, but their bottom line.
Hey @VerizonSupport SEVEN to TEN days to reverse a $400 overpayment on my account is unacceptable. It’s a simple process. You need to return my $$. 👎🏻
(Ron Howard voice): He also ran in 2000.
(Ron Howard voice): He also ran in 2000.
So excited for Monday’s “MOST DISHONEST & CORRUPT MEDIA AWARDS OF THE YEAR!” See you on the red carpet, @andersoncooper! #TheFakies
I’ve found a way to spend $100 on sugar. Ask me how. 😆
Wild how you can conspire against the United States & walk into FBI offices handcuff-free while Eric Garner was choked to death for loosies.
Yo, @kendricklamar if you need a BFF, let a sista know? #imserious
I want gun control. I want Puerto Rico to have what it needs. I want children to have health insurance. I want something better than this.
Is there a wall we can build to protect us from middle aged white men with guns? #whereistheban
Whoever came up with Popeyes new cookie-crusted chicken tenders was definitely not sober on.mash.to/2sdepiF
So you don't like adulting, but you want to spend all summer taking photos on a boat? Huh, you know who owns a boat? Someone who's adulting.

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NPR @NPR
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John Legend @johnlegend
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Cher @cher
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Portland Mercury 🗞 @portlandmercury
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word @ryanhastwodogs
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altEPA @altUSEPA
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APAA @APAA_Outreach
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