Zach 'Simba' Simms @ZSimbaSimms
Shove it up your ass. Salisbury, MD Joined February 2017-
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Lying in bed last night, comtemplating every bully ive ever had to deal with, wishing i’d took a swing at them.
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Pro tip; get a good sense of humor and some thick skin. Trust me, im a pro, this is a pro tip.
I dont care that your kid is an honor student. I care that he doesnt grow into an entitled little shit.
I need to crawl into a hole and hibernate. With Netflix breaks and what not.
How am i supposed to respect authorty when some adults I know are fucking children.
Shallow Hal had the best superpower ever. Right next to Daredevil.
Truth is; im a lonely asshole. Wubba lubba dub dub.
I kinda wanna try flipping furniture before i move to flipping homes......who's down?
When someone tells me their ancestry, and they say 'A little bit of everything'....go spit in a tube. Mail it the lab. THEN ill believe you.
A good handshake, man or woman, is stellar. Keep it up 👌
Remember, if you dont do your work on a macbook in a coffee shop, you aren't really creative at all.
Children of the Corn could probably be exorcised by proper crop rotation. Just a thought.
Business Idea - Catheters for Catholic folk. We'll call them Cath's for Cath's.
Cold brew karaff just came in. Im thinking cold brew+Baileys+piece of dark chocolate+cold brew ice cubes with mint leaves in them. Any 👍👍?
Gonna start making furniture. Get in touch if you're interested.
Hmmm, i think ill start smoking before and after I run.
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